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What are the best ways to get her attention again. We are still friends and I want her back.
Created On:Oct 15 2000 14:21 EST
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1.  shag her in front of present girlfriend46  46May 22 2009 12:34
46  -May 18 2009  0:54
2.  Work hard on your own life - being successful is a great aphrodesiac!!42  -6May 23 2009  2:24
170  -Oct 16 2000 23:45
3.  Tell her you've purchased a penis enlargement pump & you're using it40  9May 23 2009  3:59
every night!!!!!40  -Aug 5 2008 14:16
4.  Divorce Your Wife For Starters!38  1Jan 5 2009  7:33
She's not giving U any nookie anyway! Divorce her already damn it!66  -Sep 3 2005 16:02
5.  dont give up if you love her!you can do it!36  -Dec 16 2007  9:16
just dont stalk her...i have fate in you man!40  -Mar 7 2005 11:33
6.  Threaten her with a gun27  1May 30 2009 22:17
35  -Sep 28 2004 16:22
7.  Ask her to pull your finger.24  -Nov 5 2008 16:15
24  -Jul 26 2008  2:51
8.  Fart in her general direction.24  -Aug 1 2008 13:15
24  -Jul 21 2008 19:21
9.  WHY???24  -Sep 1 2008 18:59
102  -Oct 7 2002 21:02
10.  ask advice from mindless, uncaring strangers on the internet21  2Jun 24 2009 14:44
21  -May 26 2004 15:21
11.  Tell her you beat the f*cking sh*t out of Gary Brooker!20  12Jun 24 2009 14:44
20  -Dec 17 2008  2:26
12.  try saying the 2 words I'm sorry18  -Dec 5 2007 18:11
and really men it138  -Feb 14 2001  1:32
13.  Get a job12  -Aug 27 2007 21:58
and while you're at it, move out of your parent's basement12  -Aug 22 2006  2:26
14.  Get her pregnant12  -Feb 28 2008 18:21
42  -Oct 23 2003 20:20
15.  take a male enhancement drug11  -Sep 17 2006 21:34
11  -May 4 2004 21:21
16.  Kill the bitch10  10May 28 2009 20:45
10  -May 18 2009 16:11
17.  Try looking 4 new girlfriend & get 110  1Jan 10 2009 21:38
they ALWAYS come back after this happens!10  -Nov 10 2005  9:31
18.  be good to them and make tham laugh10  -Dec 5 2007 18:11
... do everythin u used to do befor u went out with them. they will love it10  -Jun 28 2004  6:09
19.  Win the lottery9  1Jan 10 2009 21:39
9  -Oct 13 2005 16:41
20.  Show her your compassionate side, give her grandfather a sponge bath.8  1Mar 31 2009  0:17
8  -Sep 18 2008 13:38
21.  Introduce her to me.6  -Feb 14 2005  3:46
I don't bathe, shave or gargle with mouthwash. Compared to me, you're Prince Charming!6  -Feb 5 2004 12:23
22.  petnames6  -Nov 4 2005  0:41
6  -May 18 2003 19:47
23.  Really Get Over Her6  1Jan 10 2009 21:39
20  -Oct 8 2001 18:41
24.  Poop on her front porch & set it on fire.5  5May 13 2009 20:51
Then ring the doorbell.5  -Dec 29 2008  1:59
25.  Start listening to the voices in your head.5  -Feb 8 2008 11:53
They'll tell you what to do...5  -Feb 8 2008 11:51
26.  get her pregnet so she will have to come back5  -Jul 13 2008 21:08
5  -Dec 4 2004 19:52
27.  Tell her you are a close personal friend of Ryan Seacrest.4  -Nov 7 2008 13:53
4  -Nov 7 2008 13:52
28.  pretend to be dying...4  -Oct 20 2008  3:15
...she might sympathise4  -May 11 2006  8:47
29.  When it's over, IT'S OVER!!4  -Apr 16 2006 23:44
Grow the fuck up!6  -Nov 19 2005  7:40
30.  Kill the new boyfriend4  -Dec 5 2006  1:18
10  -Dec 4 2004  7:51
31.  Millions of ladies and you cry over one! Move on!!!4  -May 17 2006 16:53
4  -Jul 7 2004 19:50
32.  Paint your apartment to look like the inside of a whale's stomach3  3May 18 2009 16:24
Turn off the lights and make wounded squid noises3  -May 18 2009 16:15
33.  One word - jewelry3  -Apr 4 2007 17:57
5  -Nov 10 2005  9:28
34.  leave her to it, if she loves you she'll come back3  -Feb 2 2006  5:44
if you love some1 set them free, if they come back it was meant to be.3  -Nov 15 2004  8:18
35.  Tell her your cheesy secretions have cleared up.2  1Feb 15 2009 11:30
2  -Nov 30 2008  1:46
36.  Tell her you no longer want ''anal'' from her.2  1Jun 24 2009 14:45
2  -Nov 30 2008  1:45
37.  honk her boobies2  -Jan 12 2008 15:16
2  -Jan 12 2008 15:15
38.  Pay Her Bail2  -Jan 12 2008 15:16
2  -Dec 18 2005 10:45
39.  Pay her to be your girlfriend2  -Nov 12 2005 21:50
2  -Nov 10 2005 22:52
40.  Hire a total babe to act like your new girlfriend .2  -May 30 2007  0:40
When she sees this, she'll come runnung back.4  -Aug 26 2004 15:29
41.  Tell her you turned Gay2  -Nov 30 2005 12:49
6  -Oct 26 2003 18:17
42.  tell her how you realy feel2  -Nov 28 2005 20:25
12  -Feb 8 2003  0:08
43.  Tell her you kicked the shit out of Jann Wenner1  1Jun 24 2009 14:46
If that doesn't get her back, nothing will1  -May 18 2009 17:52
44.  LiquidAss1  1May 23 2009 12:59
1  -May 18 2009 16:27
45.  Nail her mom!1  1May 18 2009 16:26
1  -May 18 2009 16:25
46.  Tell her you've been called for jury duty!1  1May 18 2009 16:24
It always works :D1  -May 18 2009 16:23
47.  Tell her Eric the Midget is a better sex partner then she ever was1  1Jun 24 2009 14:47
1  -May 18 2009 16:07
48.  Keep a salami chub in the front of your pants.1  -Nov 5 2008 16:16
1  -Nov 5 2008 16:16
49.  tell her you won the lottery1  -Jan 12 2008 15:18
most women are only in it for the money anyways1  -Jan 12 2008 15:18
50.  Dig a hole in your basement1  -Apr 1 2007  4:12
put her in the hole, now she can never get away1  -Apr 1 2007  4:12
51.  Tell her u want 2 marry her1  -Nov 10 2005  9:30
1  -Nov 10 2005  9:30
52.  become friends and hang tough til she figures it out1  -Dec 5 2007 18:11
3  -Dec 5 2004  0:58
53.  Stalk her incessently - follow her everywhere she goes. She will fall for you!1  -Apr 10 2006  6:45
3  -Nov 10 2004  8:57
54.  roofies1  -Jan 13 2006  1:03
3  -Dec 12 2003 10:58
55.  Hook Up with a few (of her) Friends.1  -Jul 21 2005 12:05
9  -Jun 13 2001 15:49
56.  best song 0  --
0  -May 22 2009  9:11
57.  Print out this list and mail it to her 0  --
With a note ''look how much I've been thinking of you'' 0  -May 18 2009 16:30
58.  Masturbate like there's no tomorrow 0  --
Take it from me, you'll feel a lot better 0  -May 18 2009 16:26
59.  Send her a letter saying you want your sex toys back 0  --
or you'll take her to court 0  -May 18 2009 16:23
60.  Stop the world and melt with someone 0  --
0  -May 18 2009 16:21
61.  Change your name to pukevomit 0  --
0  -May 18 2009 16:20
62.  Tell her your the new guitarist for Clay Torres & The Gynecologists 0  --
You've replaced Ben Dover and your new name is Anis McTurdish 0  -May 18 2009 16:20
63.  Tell her you've been taking sex lessons from Clay Torres 0  --
0  -May 18 2009 16:17
64.  Hook up with her mom, her best friend, or both (at the same time) 0  --
0  -May 18 2009 16:16
65.  Tell her you faked your orgasms 0  --
0  -May 18 2009 16:14
66.  Become a millionaire and when she comes running back tell her to fuck off 0  --
Get your security guards to drag her off the property. That'll teach the bitch! 0  -May 18 2009 16:13
67.  Send her a bag of your semen with a bow tie around it 0  --
0  -May 18 2009 16:11
68.  Kill her current boyfriend and kidnap her 0  --
0  -May 18 2009 16:06
69.  Buy her a shubbery. I can recommend Roger the Shrubber for an inexpensive shrub 0  --
0  -May 18 2009 12:37
70.  Take her on a romantic picnic and talk like you did when you first met. 0  --
0  -Apr 16 2007 23:57
71.  forget her and turn gay 0  --
think of the bum fun 0  -Mar 2 2007 13:57
72.  give her everything you couldnt give before... 0  --
0  -Dec 5 2006  1:20
73.  Kidnap her.... huh just ignore her for awhile 0  --
be rigid with her 0  -Sep 1 2006  6:20
74.  wait until shes upset about something, and give her a teddy bear 0  --
then build on that...good luck man! 0  -Apr 16 2006 23:43
75.  itroduse her to me 0  --
0  -Nov 30 2005 12:55
76.  Go to her place and belt out the lyrics to ''Ain't To Proud to Beg'' 0  --
http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/A 0  -Jun 1 2005  3:14
77.  Just follow the words from the old Four Seasons song: ''Walk Like A Man'' 0  --
0  -Jan 29 2005  2:54
78.  ask her to marry you 0  -Feb 2 2006  5:43
2 qrt. diamond6  -Jun 23 2004 20:10
79.  Buy her a see-through nightgown 0  -Nov 4 2005  0:42
46  -Nov 21 2002 17:49
80.  tell her you've got a gold card! 0  -Oct 27 2003 18:44
6  -Mar 22 2001 18:34
81.  Give her A rose 0  -Nov 4 2005  0:42
22  -Oct 15 2000 14:26
82.  Tell her that you want her back-1  -Feb 2 2006  5:43
have her think about it, c what happens3  -Nov 10 2005  9:29
83.  Quit being such a possessive jerk!!-1  -Dec 30 2003 19:09
57  -Mar 1 2001  3:16
84.  A romantic concert is always a good way to start holding hands again...-3  -Mar 30 2004 23:18
43  -Oct 16 2000 23:46
85.  Plan a wonderful, special night out - one she would never expect from you...-4  -Jul 30 2005  9:45
28  -Oct 16 2000 23:43
86.  Buy her a Diemand Neckless-10  -Jan 13 2006  1:01
or earings, mat be even a ring12  -Aug 12 2001  5:23
 

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