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How Martha Stewart Can Keep Busy in Prison

 

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Now that she's convicted, her lifestyle may be in for a makeover. It's not a good thing. But ever resourceful, she'll come up with a way to prevent herself from going 'stir' crazy in Stir, The Big House, The Hotel, The Penitentiary...
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1.  be sure the inmates put their shivs to the left of their salad forks13  -Mar 28 2005  3:10
13  -May 14 2004 13:05
2.  Sweeping the roach droppings into manageable piles11  -Dec 11 2004 23:08
11  -Jul 7 2004 12:55
3.  dropping the apricot scented soap in the shower11  -Aug 28 2005  3:40
11  -Mar 30 2004 21:34
4.  selecting prison yard weeds for a delightful fresh seasonal garden salad8  -Jun 18 2006  9:18
8  -Mar 20 2004 14:48
5.  accessories to look fashionable and trendy during a prison riot8  -Jan 27 2005 14:52
10  -Mar 20 2004 14:40
6.  charming nicknames for your cellmate e.g. confinement companion, stir partner5  -Jan 27 2005 14:52
5  -Mar 20 2004 14:44
7.  elegant 'tie-die' knots for your shoelaces when you hang yourself in your cell5  -Oct 13 2004 10:10
7  -Mar 20 2004 14:43
8.  decorating a cosy 10x12 2-person cell on a budget, a really tight budget4  -Oct 1 2004 15:46
4  -Mar 20 2004 14:39
9.  the perfect background music to accompany a full body cavity strip search4  -Feb 25 2005  2:46
4  -Mar 20 2004 14:36
10.  the proper, dignified way to ask your cellmate to be your bitch4  -Oct 27 2004 16:50
8  -Mar 20 2004 14:31
11.  By doing exactly what ''the man'' tells her to do3  -Jan 27 2005 14:53
3  -Sep 22 2004 12:32
12.  delightful names for your cell, e.g. eveeryday sojourn cubicle3  -Oct 27 2004 16:51
3  -Jun 15 2004 13:14
13.  hot home fashion trend: bunk beds; not just for kids anymore3  -Mar 28 2005  3:11
3  -Jun 15 2004 13:08
14.  craft exquisite antique Belgium lace doilies from used dental floss3  -Jul 12 2005 12:15
5  -Mar 20 2004 14:55
15.  cosy in-cell barbecue using rodents and a butane lighter3  -Oct 10 2004 18:55
3  -Mar 20 2004 14:50
16.  incorporating cell bars into a yoga, or stretching and exercise program3  -Mar 28 2005  3:11
3  -Mar 20 2004 14:45
17.  polite euphemisms for prison guards, e.g. incarceration attendants3  -Jan 27 2005 14:52
3  -Mar 20 2004 14:39
18.  12 inspired place settings for a cafeteria tray and your prison spoon3  -Jan 27 2005 14:52
7  -Mar 20 2004 14:28
19.  Tips on using your prison spoon as your only fashion accessory2  -Oct 27 2004 16:50
2  -Oct 25 2004  9:43
20.  hand care regimens to protect your skin from ropeburn on your drop to freedom2  -Sep 28 2004 20:04
2  -Jun 15 2004 13:16
21.  what to serve when friends drop by unexpectedly - to kill you2  -Jan 27 2005 15:44
2  -Jun 15 2004 13:15
22.  cockroaches - they're not just for ghetto dwellers anymore2  -Mar 20 2005  7:15
2  -Jun 15 2004 13:14
23.  how to stick it to the man with joi de vivre2  -Oct 9 2004 21:14
2  -Jun 15 2004 13:13
24.  spruce up your cell with dandelion flowers and... well, dandelion flowers2  -Jan 27 2005 15:44
2  -Jun 15 2004 13:13
25.  avoiding cellulite while spending 18 hrs. a day lying on your bunk bed2  -Jan 27 2005 15:44
2  -Jun 15 2004 13:12
26.  all cotton or cotton/poly blend - which bedsheet makes a better rope ladder?2  -Oct 1 2004 15:47
2  -Jun 15 2004 13:11
27.  deep relaxation techniques while you're being sodomized in your cell2  -Oct 10 2004 18:54
2  -Jun 15 2004 13:09
28.  cafeteria mayonnaise as a flavorful hand lotion and facial masque2  -Oct 1 2004 15:46
4  -Mar 20 2004 14:53
29.  festive holiday streamers from toilet paper w/ dyes from cafeteria vegetables2  -Sep 28 2004 20:05
2  -Mar 20 2004 14:51
30.  a savory mint vinaigrette from prison hooch and mouthwash2  -Sep 28 2004 20:04
2  -Mar 20 2004 14:49
31.  a custom tanning regimen when you only have 1 hr. a day in the prison Yard2  -Sep 24 2004 12:48
2  -Mar 20 2004 14:47
32.  quaint politically correct terms for convicts e.g. liberty-challenged2  -Sep 22 2004 12:33
2  -Mar 20 2004 14:46
33.  keeping your outfit dust- and wrinkle-free while crawling through an air vent2  -Sep 25 2004 21:27
2  -Mar 20 2004 14:41
34.  carving charming Hummel statuettes from prison soap and bobby pins2  -Jun 2 2004 20:35
2  -Mar 20 2004 14:35
35.  how to keep your prison spoon smelling ''dishwasher fresh'' all day, every day2  -Sep 22 2004 21:37
4  -Mar 20 2004 14:34
36.  pen an autobiography - Martha Stewart Living in Stir; It's Not a Good Thing2  -Oct 9 2004 21:14
2  -Mar 20 2004 14:33
37.  inspired names for a prison jumpsuit - e.g. Valencia everyday leisure ensemble2  -Sep 25 2004 21:27
4  -Mar 20 2004 14:32
38.  the perfect potpourri to block the odor of urine-soaked cell walls and ceilings2  -Oct 9 2004 21:14
2  -Mar 20 2004 14:31
39.  teach inmates the perfect fan fold for prison cafeteria paper napkins2  -Sep 22 2004 12:32
4  -Mar 20 2004 14:26
40.  do faux cell wall painting effects with toilet paper and human excrement2  -Sep 25 2004 21:27
4  -Mar 20 2004 14:25
41.  How to barter prison cigarettes for the finest imported brie1  -Oct 25 2004  9:45
1  -Oct 25 2004  9:45
42.  using the vertical steel bars to make your cell seem more spacious1  -Sep 25 2004 21:27
1  -Jun 15 2004 13:17
43.  colorful plate painting - not dinner plates, license plates1  -Jul 11 2004 23:13
1  -Jun 15 2004 13:12
44.  best prison library read: Federal Criminal Statutes on Securities Fraud1  -Oct 9 2004 21:14
1  -Jun 15 2004 13:10
45.  elegant yet inexpensive floral arrangements for her cell1  -May 6 2004  9:28
1  -May 6 2004  9:28
46.  skin care tips while busting rocks on the chain gang1  -Jul 7 2004 11:55
1  -Mar 20 2004 14:52
47.  rustic pottery from chewing gum, dried toothpaste, and broken grout1  -Oct 25 2004  9:43
1  -Mar 20 2004 14:50
48.  conjugal visits - it's a good thing (but only if you have a husband)1  -Sep 27 2004  8:24
1  -Mar 20 2004 14:47
49.  traditional Japanese origami (paper folding)from toilet paper stiffened w/spit1  -Jun 15 2004 12:17
1  -Mar 20 2004 14:38
50.  how to create adorable stuffed toys for your cell from lint and body hair1  -Oct 10 2004 18:54
1  -Mar 20 2004 14:36
51.  clever African violet planters from prison tin cups1  -Sep 27 2004  8:24
1  -Mar 20 2004 14:30
52.  yummy, easy-bake cake recipes to obscure files from prison metal detectors1  -Jun 15 2004 12:17
1  -Mar 20 2004 14:29
53.  learn acupuncture using a cell-made shiv1  -Sep 22 2004 21:37
5  -Mar 20 2004 14:27
54.  create colorful woodcut prints from blood and broken teeth1  -Oct 25 2004  9:45
3  -Mar 20 2004 14:27
55.  prison fashion show 0  --
0  -Jan 28 2005 20:15
 

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