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Yogi-isms - The Unintentional Wit and Wisdom of Yogi Berra

 

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He is a baseball hall of famer, but is perhaps as well known for his unique expressions, some of which have become common usage and have made him as famous as his career with the Yankees. He denies saying all the quotes attributed to him.
Created On:Jan 27 2005  5:08 EST
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1.  It's like deja vu all over again.11  1Jan 23 2008  2:26
11  -Jan 27 2005  5:15
2.  (on a popular restaurant) Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded.7  -Jan 27 2007 15:47
7  -Jan 27 2005  5:17
3.  Ninety percent of the game is half mental.6  2Jan 27 2008 18:02
6  -Jan 29 2005 19:10
4.  (when asked what time it was) What? You mean right now?6  1Jan 21 2008 20:07
6  -Jan 27 2005  5:22
5.  Never answer an anonymous letter.5  -Feb 13 2006 23:24
5  -Jan 29 2005 19:08
6.  (on directions to his house) When you come to a fork in the road, take it.5  -Jul 23 2006 22:44
5  -Jan 27 2005  5:20
7.  (on quotes attributed to him) I didn't really say everything I said.5  -Mar 3 2005 10:33
5  -Jan 27 2005  5:16
8.  Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.4  -Feb 2 2005 17:15
4  -Jan 29 2005 19:09
9.  (on Yogi Berra Day,St Louis) I want to thank you for making this day necessary.4  -Feb 7 2005 12:29
4  -Jan 29 2005 19:00
10.  You better make it four, 'cause I don't think I could eat six.4  1Jan 23 2008  2:26
(when asked at a restaurant how many slices he would like his pizza cut into)4  -Jan 27 2005  5:25
11.  It ain't over til it's over.4  -Feb 3 2005  8:14
4  -Jan 27 2005  5:14
12.  You can observe a lot by watching.3  1Jan 21 2008 20:07
3  -Jan 29 2005 19:43
13.  (on fans coming to games) If they don't want to come, you can't stop them.3  1Jan 23 2008  2:27
3  -Jan 29 2005 19:03
14.  The future ain't what it used to be.3  1Jan 21 2008 20:07
3  -Jan 29 2005 19:03
15.  You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game...2  1Jan 21 2008 20:07
If that isn't enough, in the second half, you have to give what is left.2  -Jan 29 2005 19:39
16.  (in AFLAC ad) They give you cash, which is just as good as money.2  1Jan 27 2008 18:02
2  -Jan 29 2005 19:37
17.  (in Entenmann's ad) The box is open until it's closed.2  1Jan 27 2008 18:03
2  -Jan 29 2005 19:36
18.  (about a party) It was hard to have a conversation with anyone...2  1Jan 27 2008 18:02
There were too many people talking.2  -Jan 29 2005 19:34
19.  If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be.2  -Feb 1 2005 13:54
2  -Jan 29 2005 19:24
20.  Always go to other people's funerals; otherwise they won't go to yours.2  -Jan 27 2007 15:46
2  -Jan 29 2005 19:15
21.  If you don't know where you're going, you'll wind up somewhere else.2  1Jan 21 2008 20:08
2  -Jan 29 2005 19:13
22.  It gets late early around here.2  1Jan 23 2008  2:27
2  -Jan 29 2005 19:12
23.  Slump? I ain't in no slump. I just ain't hitting.2  -Feb 1 2007 16:01
2  -Jan 29 2005 19:08
24.  (on whether Mattingly exceeded expectations) I'd say he's done more than that.2  1Jan 27 2008 18:02
2  -Jan 29 2005 19:06
25.  (on what makes a good baseball manager) A good ball club.2  -Jan 27 2007 15:42
2  -Jan 29 2005 19:04
26.  A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.2  -Feb 1 2007 15:59
2  -Jan 29 2005 19:02
27.  (when asked by his wife where she should bury him) Surprise me!2  -Nov 28 2005 22:30
2  -Jan 29 2005 19:01
28.  (about his wife) We have a good time together, even when we're not together.2  -Feb 1 2007 15:59
2  -Jan 27 2005  5:19
29.  Our similarities are different.1  -Jan 31 2005 15:21
1  -Jan 29 2005 19:23
30.  I thought they said steak dinner, but then I found it was a state dinner.1  -Feb 1 2005 13:54
(about a fancy dinner at the White House)1  -Jan 29 2005 19:20
31.  (on losing the World Series) We made too many wrong mistakes.1  -Feb 1 2005 16:45
1  -Jan 29 2005 19:18
32.  Think? How the hell are you gonna think and hit at the same time?1  -Nov 25 2006 17:44
1  -Jan 29 2005 19:16
33.  I usually take a two hour nap from 1 to 4.1  -Feb 2 2005 17:15
1  -Jan 29 2005 19:12
34.  If I didn't wake up I'd still be sleeping.1  -Nov 25 2006 17:44
1  -Jan 29 2005 19:10
 

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