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How do you like to annoy other people?
Created On:Apr 10 1999 15:58 EST
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1.  Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador"50  -May 8 2004 18:04
114  -Apr 10 1999 16:05
2.  go to a nursing home and whisper "I see dead people"25  -Apr 17 2008 15:01
25  -Apr 6 2002 17:51
3.  Constantly use like, you know, and, see what I'm sayin20  -Dec 31 2007 23:57
20  -Jan 17 2004 20:35
4.  PUT CANDY IN EVERYONES FAUCETS SO THE WATER IS STICKY19  -Jul 4 2005 19:16
This Is A Great Way To Make A Mess19  -Jul 4 2005 19:02
5.  Speak in a norteastern/New York accent18  -Mar 13 2005 19:59
18  -Sep 26 2003  1:10
6.  fart during Midnight Mass16  -Dec 18 2003 16:48
16  -May 11 2002 18:53
7.  call everybody "Chief"16  -Apr 17 2008 15:01
34  -Apr 2 2002 17:50
8.  vote against MINKA in every category!16  -Feb 18 2006 13:11
122  -Nov 9 2001 17:50
9.  Try to flood the internet with right wing propaganda15  -Dec 31 2008  6:04
paid opinion whores15  -Dec 10 2008  0:40
10.  Always go around declaring Jihad on everyone15  -Dec 31 2007 23:57
17  -Dec 6 2001 15:27
11.  Lie obviously about trivial things, such as the time of day14  -Aug 17 2007 21:11
14  -Apr 11 1999 16:56
12.  Dominate the conversation12  -Oct 6 2005 10:23
speak, but don't listen12  -Jun 15 2001  3:46
13.  adopt a transparently phony British accent12  -Apr 15 2005 18:43
12  -Apr 2 2002 17:46
14.  run through Easter sunrise services screaming "Hail Satan!"11  -May 8 2004 18:04
11  -Apr 2 2002 17:48
15.  Go to the $1 Store and repeatedly ask "How much is this?"11  -Jan 12 2008 15:36
11  -Apr 23 1999 11:25
16.  Keep grabbing at guy's crotches10  -Jul 21 2005 13:12
10  -May 8 2002 15:51
17.  run through a hotel lobby with your Speedo on backwards10  -Jan 8 2004 15:11
10  -Apr 2 2002 17:50
18.  shout "I'm declaring 'shenanigans'!" and then kick the nearest man in the nuts10  -Jan 8 2004 15:11
50  -Apr 2 2002 17:44
19.  Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings9  -Aug 30 2003 18:14
9  -Apr 10 1999 16:02
20.  " Mail out your free AOL cd's as Christmas Gifts8  -Aug 17 2007 21:11
8  -Oct 14 1999 22:49
21.  Ask "Are we there yet??" at leat 15,000 times during an eight hour drive.8  -Jan 12 2008 15:37
12  -May 14 1999 19:38
22.  Sing the Batman theme incessantly8  -May 14 2005 20:18
8  -Apr 10 1999 16:00
23.  Drum on every available surface8  -Jul 9 2002 14:34
76  -Apr 10 1999 16:00
24.  Be a KNOW IT ALL6  -Apr 3 2004  0:19
add your 2cents worth at all times6  -Jun 15 2001  3:47
25.  Driving While Using a Cell Phone in Non-Emergency Situations!!6  -Jun 29 2002 17:16
86  -Mar 27 2001 18:09
26.  Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"6  -Jan 22 2006  9:37
12  -Apr 10 1999 16:03
27.  be in a crowded elevator, let a hot one rip, + hit the stop button5  -Jan 7 2008 15:21
try it, it's a "gas"7  -Dec 18 2003 16:46
28.  Repeat this conversation: "What's that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."5  -Dec 11 2004 23:24
5  -Apr 22 1999 19:32
29.  Ask the same person for the time at two minute intervals5  -Nov 23 2005  0:22
5  -Apr 11 1999 16:52
30.  Inform others that they exist only in your imagination5  -Feb 23 2002 17:19
5  -Apr 10 1999 16:06
31.  Staple papers in the middle of the page5  -Feb 23 2002 17:17
5  -Apr 10 1999 16:01
32.  Grab your head and make horrible faces but no sound4  -Jan 26 2008  0:19
4  -Jan 10 2008 14:58
33.  Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at cars to see if they slow down4  -Jan 24 2008 14:50
64  -Apr 10 1999 16:07
34.  Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."4  -May 29 2002 20:10
4  -Apr 10 1999 16:06
35.  Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets4  -Jan 22 2006  9:39
28  -Apr 10 1999 16:04
36.  Rape, Rob and Murder anybody you want to, then claim you are allowed to cause3  3Jan 4 2009 15:18
they were not born dirty filthy santanic Jew fags. The book of Talmud is Evil, Promotes genocide3  3Jan 4 2009 15:17
37.  leave one sheet on the toilet paper roll3  -Dec 9 2008 13:43
3  -Dec 9 2008 13:42
38.  add items to a wanderlist and use all your votes on ur statement3  -Dec 3 2007  5:07
3  -Dec 3 2007  5:06
39.  End every statement with ''...according to prophesy.''3  -Aug 5 2007 10:13
5  -Mar 5 2005  8:50
40.  Run between couples holding hands and yell, ''RED ROVER!!''3  -Nov 19 2005 13:47
5  -Aug 18 2004 23:04
41.  Splash n3.14's While Riding My BMX3  -Feb 19 2003  1:07
http://www.lafudasplash314.com3  -Feb 19 2003  1:07
42.  Smoke like a chimney for 30 years, quit, and then act all snotty to smokers3  -Feb 5 2006  9:17
3  -Dec 17 2001 16:38
43.  Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme3  -May 29 2002 20:10
3  -Apr 10 1999 16:08
44.  Hide dairy products in inaccessible places3  -Jun 27 2005  3:46
3  -Apr 10 1999 16:02
45.  Come up with really silly wanderlist' lists, like this one.2  -Dec 9 2008 19:57
2  -Dec 9 2008 19:56
46.  Spray some Liquid Ass2  -Nov 8 2008 22:45
www.liquidass.com2  -Oct 18 2008  3:03
47.  Make politically biased statements on a site created entirely for enjoyment.2  -Aug 17 2007 21:13
2  -Mar 29 2005 21:35
48.  Saying ''you know what I'm saying'' every two seconds2  -Mar 13 2005 20:00
2  -Aug 18 2004 19:15
49.  constantly scream "hemroids!!!!!" for no reason at all....2  -Jan 26 2008  0:19
2  -May 5 2002 15:02
50.  paying by pennies at McDonald's2  -Aug 5 2007 10:13
2  -Mar 23 2002 12:01
51.  Start every story with "My dad's cousin's neighbor's sister...."2  -Sep 1 2004  5:51
2  -Dec 6 2001 15:28
52.  Fart numerous times during a bussines meeting1  -May 14 2005 20:18
1  -Aug 18 2004 19:16
53.  ask stupid questions1  -Jun 27 2004  0:56
1  -Jun 27 2004  0:54
54.  When you're introduced to someone, sing "The Name Game"1  -Apr 17 2008 15:02
1  -May 21 2002 23:39
55.  TELL PEOPLE, SATAN LOVES YOU1  -May 5 2002 14:59
1  -Feb 23 2002 17:21
56.  Wear a trenchcoat to school with nothing underneath.1  -May 1 1999 17:01
1  -Apr 30 1999 11:53
57.  Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise1  -Apr 25 2000  5:10
1  -Apr 10 1999 16:03
58.  Ask 800 operators for dates1  -May 9 1999 20:55
1  -Apr 10 1999 16:02
59.  Ask if co worker has heard the latest rumor and then say ''I better not say anyt 0  --
0  -Dec 9 2008 13:41
60.  DRINK REALLY LOUDLY 0  --
0  -May 24 2008 20:39
61.  Ask strangers their shoe size, then their favorite wrench size 0  --
0  -Jan 10 2008 14:58
62.  Write ''Drink Swahili'' in lipstick on store windows 0  --
0  -Jan 10 2008 14:57
63.  Call video store and ask to rent blank DVDs 0  --
0  -Jan 10 2008 14:56
64.  Raise your hand and ask questions during church services 0  --
0  -Jan 10 2008 14:54
65.  When you meet someone, impress them by saying their name backward 0  --
0  -Jan 10 2008 14:52
66.  Stare at someone and say ''what happened??'' 0  --
0  -Jan 10 2008 14:52
67.  Watch people pee 0  --
0  -Jan 9 2008  4:39
68.  Try to fit the word ''toiletries'' in every conversation 0  --
0  -Jan 9 2008  4:38
69.  Talk about the Christmas Shoes video 0  --
0  -Jan 9 2008  4:37
70.  Talk with your mouth closed 0  --
0  -Jan 9 2008  4:37
71.  Fold your hands like a praying statue, close your eyes, and grin 0  --
0  -Jan 9 2008  4:37
72.  Say ''Oh, I'm not hungry, I went to Communion this morning'' 0  --
0  -Jan 9 2008  4:36
73.  Ask people, ''Do you have to go to he bathroom?'' 0  --
0  -Jan 9 2008  4:36
74.  Kill yourself during someone's moment in the spotlight 0  --
0  -Jan 9 2008  4:35
75.  Put a screeching red,white & blue windmill in your yard like our neighbor did 0  --
0  -Jan 9 2008  4:34
76.  Smoke 0  --
0  -Jan 9 2008  4:34
77.  Yell ''SKYNYRD!'' at street musicians from your car 0  --
0  -Jan 9 2008  4:34
78.  Practice yodeling and gargling while posing as a gargoyle 0  --
and using and Olive Oyl voice 0  -Jan 9 2008  4:33
79.  Talk like Ted Kennedy doing Elvis 0  --
0  -Jan 9 2008  4:32
80.  Call black women ''mamma'' when you talk to them 0  --
0  -Aug 18 2004 19:17
81.  When a white guy talks like a black person when he's with black people 0  --
What you doin' bro? 0  -Aug 18 2004 14:31
82.  follow people around with lysol and spray whatever they touch 0  --
0  -Feb 15 2004 20:41
83.  when someone tells you something they did, tell them you did that, too 0  --
0  -Dec 18 2003 16:47
84.  Say "Just kidding" every five minutes 0  --
0  -Jul 18 2002 15:24
85.  Just be yourself. 0  --
0  -May 21 2002 23:38
86.  write a script that puts up an error message everytime someone uses it 0  --
0  -Dec 17 2001 16:40
87.  Eat Taco Bell at every meal 0  --
0  -Dec 6 2001 15:26
88.  Shout "willies!" whenever someone tries to speak 0  --
0  -Nov 10 2000 11:11
89.  Vote Democrat And Know How Wrong And Stupid They Are 0  -Jan 4 2005 21:41
6  -Sep 15 2000 10:57
90.  Vote Democratic And Realize That They Are Just As Loaded As The Republicans 0  -Jan 8 2003 18:26
8  -Sep 15 2000 10:56
91.  tweek someones ear over and over 0  --
0  -Jul 15 2000 21:58
92.  Vote for Democrats and then complain about taxes 0  -Jun 27 2005  3:43
14  -Oct 19 1999 22:05
93.  Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange 0  --
0  -Apr 10 1999 16:04
94.  Pick on The Cowsills when you probably don't know jack about them-1  -Dec 9 2008 19:55
1  -Jan 9 2008  4:32
95.  turning left and turning on blinker when the light turns green-1  -Nov 9 2002 21:29
49  -Jun 8 2001  1:34
96.  Vote for Cowsills on Wanderlist-7  -Feb 12 2008 19:10
123  -Dec 3 1999  1:59
 

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