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How do you like to annoy other people?
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1.
Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador"
50
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May 8 2004 18:04
114
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Apr 10 1999 16:05
2.
go to a nursing home and whisper "I see dead people"
25
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Apr 17 2008 15:01
25
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Apr 6 2002 17:51
3.
Constantly use like, you know, and, see what I'm sayin
20
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Dec 31 2007 23:57
20
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Jan 17 2004 20:35
4.
PUT CANDY IN EVERYONES FAUCETS SO THE WATER IS STICKY
19
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Jul 4 2005 19:16
This Is A Great Way To Make A Mess
19
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Jul 4 2005 19:02
5.
Speak in a norteastern/New York accent
18
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Mar 13 2005 19:59
18
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Sep 26 2003 1:10
6.
fart during Midnight Mass
16
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Dec 18 2003 16:48
16
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May 11 2002 18:53
7.
call everybody "Chief"
16
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Apr 17 2008 15:01
34
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Apr 2 2002 17:50
8.
vote against MINKA in every category!
16
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Feb 18 2006 13:11
122
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Nov 9 2001 17:50
9.
Try to flood the internet with right wing propaganda
15
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Dec 31 2008 6:04
paid opinion whores
15
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Dec 10 2008 0:40
10.
Always go around declaring Jihad on everyone
15
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Dec 31 2007 23:57
17
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Dec 6 2001 15:27
11.
Lie obviously about trivial things, such as the time of day
14
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Aug 17 2007 21:11
14
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Apr 11 1999 16:56
12.
Dominate the conversation
12
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Oct 6 2005 10:23
speak, but don't listen
12
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Jun 15 2001 3:46
13.
adopt a transparently phony British accent
12
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Apr 15 2005 18:43
12
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Apr 2 2002 17:46
14.
run through Easter sunrise services screaming "Hail Satan!"
11
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May 8 2004 18:04
11
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Apr 2 2002 17:48
15.
Go to the $1 Store and repeatedly ask "How much is this?"
11
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Jan 12 2008 15:36
11
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Apr 23 1999 11:25
16.
Keep grabbing at guy's crotches
10
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Jul 21 2005 13:12
10
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May 8 2002 15:51
17.
run through a hotel lobby with your Speedo on backwards
10
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Jan 8 2004 15:11
10
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Apr 2 2002 17:50
18.
shout "I'm declaring 'shenanigans'!" and then kick the nearest man in the nuts
10
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Jan 8 2004 15:11
50
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Apr 2 2002 17:44
19.
Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings
9
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Aug 30 2003 18:14
9
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Apr 10 1999 16:02
20.
" Mail out your free AOL cd's as Christmas Gifts
8
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Aug 17 2007 21:11
8
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Oct 14 1999 22:49
21.
Ask "Are we there yet??" at leat 15,000 times during an eight hour drive.
8
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Jan 12 2008 15:37
12
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May 14 1999 19:38
22.
Sing the Batman theme incessantly
8
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May 14 2005 20:18
8
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Apr 10 1999 16:00
23.
Drum on every available surface
8
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Jul 9 2002 14:34
76
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Apr 10 1999 16:00
24.
Be a KNOW IT ALL
6
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Apr 3 2004 0:19
add your 2cents worth at all times
6
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Jun 15 2001 3:47
25.
Driving While Using a Cell Phone in Non-Emergency Situations!!
6
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Jun 29 2002 17:16
86
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Mar 27 2001 18:09
26.
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
6
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Jan 22 2006 9:37
12
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Apr 10 1999 16:03
27.
be in a crowded elevator, let a hot one rip, + hit the stop button
5
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Jan 7 2008 15:21
try it, it's a "gas"
7
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Dec 18 2003 16:46
28.
Repeat this conversation: "What's that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
5
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Dec 11 2004 23:24
5
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Apr 22 1999 19:32
29.
Ask the same person for the time at two minute intervals
5
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Nov 23 2005 0:22
5
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Apr 11 1999 16:52
30.
Inform others that they exist only in your imagination
5
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Feb 23 2002 17:19
5
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Apr 10 1999 16:06
31.
Staple papers in the middle of the page
5
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Feb 23 2002 17:17
5
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Apr 10 1999 16:01
32.
Grab your head and make horrible faces but no sound
4
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Jan 26 2008 0:19
4
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Jan 10 2008 14:58
33.
Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at cars to see if they slow down
4
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Jan 24 2008 14:50
64
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Apr 10 1999 16:07
34.
Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
4
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May 29 2002 20:10
4
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Apr 10 1999 16:06
35.
Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets
4
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Jan 22 2006 9:39
28
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Apr 10 1999 16:04
36.
Rape, Rob and Murder anybody you want to, then claim you are allowed to cause
3
3
Jan 4 2009 15:18
they were not born dirty filthy santanic Jew fags. The book of Talmud is Evil, Promotes genocide
3
3
Jan 4 2009 15:17
37.
leave one sheet on the toilet paper roll
3
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Dec 9 2008 13:43
3
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Dec 9 2008 13:42
38.
add items to a wanderlist and use all your votes on ur statement
3
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Dec 3 2007 5:07
3
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Dec 3 2007 5:06
39.
End every statement with ''...according to prophesy.''
3
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Aug 5 2007 10:13
5
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Mar 5 2005 8:50
40.
Run between couples holding hands and yell, ''RED ROVER!!''
3
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Nov 19 2005 13:47
5
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Aug 18 2004 23:04
41.
Splash n3.14's While Riding My BMX
3
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Feb 19 2003 1:07
http://www.lafudasplash314.com
3
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Feb 19 2003 1:07
42.
Smoke like a chimney for 30 years, quit, and then act all snotty to smokers
3
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Feb 5 2006 9:17
3
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Dec 17 2001 16:38
43.
Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme
3
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May 29 2002 20:10
3
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Apr 10 1999 16:08
44.
Hide dairy products in inaccessible places
3
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Jun 27 2005 3:46
3
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Apr 10 1999 16:02
45.
Come up with really silly wanderlist' lists, like this one.
2
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Dec 9 2008 19:57
2
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Dec 9 2008 19:56
46.
Spray some Liquid Ass
2
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Nov 8 2008 22:45
www.liquidass.com
2
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Oct 18 2008 3:03
47.
Make politically biased statements on a site created entirely for enjoyment.
2
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Aug 17 2007 21:13
2
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Mar 29 2005 21:35
48.
Saying ''you know what I'm saying'' every two seconds
2
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Mar 13 2005 20:00
2
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Aug 18 2004 19:15
49.
constantly scream "hemroids!!!!!" for no reason at all....
2
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Jan 26 2008 0:19
2
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May 5 2002 15:02
50.
paying by pennies at McDonald's
2
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Aug 5 2007 10:13
2
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Mar 23 2002 12:01
51.
Start every story with "My dad's cousin's neighbor's sister...."
2
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Sep 1 2004 5:51
2
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Dec 6 2001 15:28
52.
Fart numerous times during a bussines meeting
1
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May 14 2005 20:18
1
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Aug 18 2004 19:16
53.
ask stupid questions
1
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Jun 27 2004 0:56
1
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Jun 27 2004 0:54
54.
When you're introduced to someone, sing "The Name Game"
1
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Apr 17 2008 15:02
1
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May 21 2002 23:39
55.
TELL PEOPLE, SATAN LOVES YOU
1
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May 5 2002 14:59
1
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Feb 23 2002 17:21
56.
Wear a trenchcoat to school with nothing underneath.
1
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May 1 1999 17:01
1
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Apr 30 1999 11:53
57.
Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise
1
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Apr 25 2000 5:10
1
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Apr 10 1999 16:03
58.
Ask 800 operators for dates
1
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May 9 1999 20:55
1
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Apr 10 1999 16:02
59.
Ask if co worker has heard the latest rumor and then say ''I better not say anyt
0
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0
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Dec 9 2008 13:41
60.
DRINK REALLY LOUDLY
0
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0
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May 24 2008 20:39
61.
Ask strangers their shoe size, then their favorite wrench size
0
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0
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Jan 10 2008 14:58
62.
Write ''Drink Swahili'' in lipstick on store windows
0
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0
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Jan 10 2008 14:57
63.
Call video store and ask to rent blank DVDs
0
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0
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Jan 10 2008 14:56
64.
Raise your hand and ask questions during church services
0
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0
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Jan 10 2008 14:54
65.
When you meet someone, impress them by saying their name backward
0
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0
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Jan 10 2008 14:52
66.
Stare at someone and say ''what happened??''
0
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0
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Jan 10 2008 14:52
67.
Watch people pee
0
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0
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Jan 9 2008 4:39
68.
Try to fit the word ''toiletries'' in every conversation
0
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0
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Jan 9 2008 4:38
69.
Talk about the Christmas Shoes video
0
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0
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Jan 9 2008 4:37
70.
Talk with your mouth closed
0
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0
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Jan 9 2008 4:37
71.
Fold your hands like a praying statue, close your eyes, and grin
0
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0
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Jan 9 2008 4:37
72.
Say ''Oh, I'm not hungry, I went to Communion this morning''
0
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0
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Jan 9 2008 4:36
73.
Ask people, ''Do you have to go to he bathroom?''
0
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0
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Jan 9 2008 4:36
74.
Kill yourself during someone's moment in the spotlight
0
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0
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Jan 9 2008 4:35
75.
Put a screeching red,white & blue windmill in your yard like our neighbor did
0
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0
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Jan 9 2008 4:34
76.
Smoke
0
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0
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Jan 9 2008 4:34
77.
Yell ''SKYNYRD!'' at street musicians from your car
0
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0
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Jan 9 2008 4:34
78.
Practice yodeling and gargling while posing as a gargoyle
0
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and using and Olive Oyl voice
0
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Jan 9 2008 4:33
79.
Talk like Ted Kennedy doing Elvis
0
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0
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Jan 9 2008 4:32
80.
Call black women ''mamma'' when you talk to them
0
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0
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Aug 18 2004 19:17
81.
When a white guy talks like a black person when he's with black people
0
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What you doin' bro?
0
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Aug 18 2004 14:31
82.
follow people around with lysol and spray whatever they touch
0
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0
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Feb 15 2004 20:41
83.
when someone tells you something they did, tell them you did that, too
0
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0
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Dec 18 2003 16:47
84.
Say "Just kidding" every five minutes
0
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0
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Jul 18 2002 15:24
85.
Just be yourself.
0
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0
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May 21 2002 23:38
86.
write a script that puts up an error message everytime someone uses it
0
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0
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Dec 17 2001 16:40
87.
Eat Taco Bell at every meal
0
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0
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Dec 6 2001 15:26
88.
Shout "willies!" whenever someone tries to speak
0
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0
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Nov 10 2000 11:11
89.
Vote Democrat And Know How Wrong And Stupid They Are
0
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Jan 4 2005 21:41
6
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Sep 15 2000 10:57
90.
Vote Democratic And Realize That They Are Just As Loaded As The Republicans
0
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Jan 8 2003 18:26
8
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Sep 15 2000 10:56
91.
tweek someones ear over and over
0
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0
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Jul 15 2000 21:58
92.
Vote for Democrats and then complain about taxes
0
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Jun 27 2005 3:43
14
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Oct 19 1999 22:05
93.
Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange
0
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0
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Apr 10 1999 16:04
94.
Pick on The Cowsills when you probably don't know jack about them
-1
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Dec 9 2008 19:55
1
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Jan 9 2008 4:32
95.
turning left and turning on blinker when the light turns green
-1
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Nov 9 2002 21:29
49
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Jun 8 2001 1:34
96.
Vote for Cowsills on Wanderlist
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Feb 12 2008 19:10
123
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Dec 3 1999 1:59
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