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A good saying captures a truth in a clever, unforgettable manner. What are your favorite sayings, words of wisdom?
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Flush twice, it's a long way to New Jersy!
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Aug 25 2008 19:34
The Cess Pool State!
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Jul 28 2008 16:00
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You study long You study wrong
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Aug 25 2008 19:35
70
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Oct 29 2007 2:44
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Murphy's Law: If anything can go wrong, it will, often at worst possible time.
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Aug 22 2008 5:24
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Mar 11 2004 12:51
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Payback's a bitch.
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Aug 22 2008 5:24
45
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Mar 11 2004 12:36
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As clear as res3ia.
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Aug 21 2008 7:04
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Nov 3 2007 17:17
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New Jersey! Where men are men and sheep are careful!
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Aug 22 2008 3:03
58
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Aug 10 2008 4:06
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New Jersey! The mullet capital of the world!
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31
Aug 22 2008 17:17
The Bad Hair State!!!
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Aug 12 2008 0:55
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New Jersey!!! New York's garbage can!
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Aug 22 2008 3:04
31
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Aug 12 2008 0:22
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No matter how bad things are, they could only be worse in New Jersey.
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Aug 22 2008 3:05
31
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Aug 11 2008 18:25
10.
New Jersey Needs A Breath Mint!
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31
Aug 22 2008 17:17
The Halitosis State
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31
Aug 11 2008 18:01
11.
Laugh, and the world laughs withh you. Cry, and you cry alone.
22
6
Aug 10 2008 7:36
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5
Mar 11 2004 12:38
12.
Ugh poof! Now that the steel shortage is over, New Jersey residents can get...
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21
Aug 26 2008 15:36
......parts for thier heads.
21
21
Aug 18 2008 12:45
13.
I hope I die before I get old. (The Who, My Generation)
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8
Aug 25 2008 13:21
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Mar 11 2004 12:49
14.
Scratch a bully, find a coward.
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2
Aug 17 2008 3:59
28
2
Mar 11 2004 12:37
15.
No fat chicks.
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Feb 14 2008 5:33
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Oct 28 2004 4:40
16.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
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Aug 10 2008 7:32
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Mar 28 2004 20:42
17.
What goes around, comes around.
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Aug 10 2008 7:33
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Mar 11 2004 12:25
18.
Excuses are like assholes; everybody's got one.
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Sep 19 2007 16:33
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Mar 11 2004 12:20
19.
Tough times don't last, tough people do
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5
Aug 11 2008 2:55
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Jun 19 2006 15:44
20.
Lifes a Bitch then you Marry One
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Dec 15 2007 12:35
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Mar 29 2004 19:44
21.
Treat others how you would like to be treated. (the Golden Rule)
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Aug 20 2008 19:14
12
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Mar 11 2004 12:30
22.
God must love homely women - he made so many of them.
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Sep 19 2007 16:32
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Mar 11 2004 12:19
23.
Men use love to get sex; women use sex to get love.
11
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Dec 15 2007 12:36
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Mar 11 2004 12:17
24.
Ignorant people ridicule what they don't (or can't) understand.
10
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Dec 28 2006 7:47
10
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Mar 11 2004 12:21
25.
Better to keep quiet and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
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Aug 11 2008 2:56
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Mar 11 2004 12:47
26.
Life is hard, and then you die.
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Apr 23 2008 17:27
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Mar 11 2004 12:35
27.
Lead By Example
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Aug 11 2008 2:56
8
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Jan 21 2005 13:27
28.
Ignorance is bliss.
8
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Mar 1 2008 8:08
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Mar 11 2004 12:46
29.
Jesus is coming, look busy
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Jun 5 2008 12:11
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Nov 15 2007 16:40
30.
The only way to get rid of temptation, is to give into it.
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Dec 28 2007 7:14
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Mar 20 2006 0:21
31.
To have a friend, you must first be a friend.
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Aug 26 2008 20:06
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Jan 25 2005 16:30
32.
Anger turned inward - depression; anger turned outward - rage; sideways - wit.
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Jun 25 2008 16:40
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Nov 5 2004 18:38
33.
Actions speak louder than words.
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Oct 23 2007 1:06
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Jun 15 2004 13:02
34.
Bend over, put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye
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Apr 3 2004 2:03
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Mar 28 2004 20:43
35.
The Peter Principle: In organizations, people rise to the level of incompetence
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Sep 9 2006 14:12
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Mar 11 2004 12:52
36.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Aug 18 2008 12:47
56
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Jul 24 2008 3:34
37.
Life is Short, Enjoy it..!!
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Aug 11 2008 2:57
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Jun 26 2008 5:10
38.
lets shagg our way through life
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Oct 23 2007 1:06
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Mar 2 2007 14:30
39.
You can catch more bees with honey than you can with vinegar.
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Apr 10 2005 4:35
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Jan 31 2005 17:40
40.
You can't fight city hall.
6
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Nov 28 2005 15:08
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Mar 11 2004 12:50
41.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. - so, so true
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Jul 6 2008 12:06
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Mar 11 2004 12:36
42.
Timing is everything.
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Mar 2 2008 13:37
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Mar 11 2004 12:29
43.
You can't take it with you.
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Mar 22 2006 0:18
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Mar 11 2004 12:28
44.
It's better to be lucky than good.
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Dec 16 2007 11:56
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Mar 11 2004 12:25
45.
Hell is the impossibillity of reason.
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Jan 29 2005 18:32
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Mar 11 2004 12:19
46.
Violence is the last resort of the incompetent
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Sep 30 2007 6:49
Isaac Asimov in the Foundation
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Sep 30 2007 6:48
47.
The Little Fish Cannot Eat the Big Fish
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Jan 24 2005 13:56
5
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Jan 24 2005 13:54
48.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
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Dec 17 2004 17:51
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Jun 15 2004 13:03
49.
You might as well dream big; it doesn't cost any more.
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Apr 25 2007 21:45
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Mar 11 2004 12:48
50.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
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Dec 16 2007 12:52
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Mar 11 2004 12:47
51.
The only certainties in life are death and taxes.
5
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Feb 19 2008 12:28
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Mar 11 2004 12:39
52.
Nothing in life is free. (There's no such thing as a free lunch.)
5
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Apr 25 2007 21:46
5
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Mar 11 2004 12:39
53.
Be careful of what you wish for; you just might get it.
5
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Sep 10 2007 12:55
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Mar 11 2004 12:26
54.
You make your own luck.
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Jun 3 2008 16:39
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Mar 11 2004 12:25
55.
He who smelt it, dealt it.
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Aug 25 2008 13:21
56
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Jul 24 2008 3:33
56.
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get
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Apr 25 2007 21:44
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Mar 20 2005 21:17
57.
lifes a living hell
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May 25 2008 6:30
4
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Mar 8 2005 14:34
58.
Good fences make good neighbors.
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Dec 27 2007 10:33
an old New England piece of wisdom
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Jan 27 2005 18:07
59.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
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Jun 10 2008 16:42
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Jan 21 2005 2:39
60.
Don't get mad. Get even.
4
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Feb 28 2007 11:05
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Jan 21 2005 2:38
61.
To err is human, to forgive is divine.
4
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Oct 14 2007 21:25
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Dec 2 2004 5:17
62.
A new broom sweeps clean.
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Jul 8 2008 15:19
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Nov 13 2004 18:52
63.
The unexamined life is not worth living.
4
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Dec 2 2004 5:18
4
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Jun 15 2004 13:02
64.
No matter how humble, there's no place like home.
4
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Dec 15 2007 12:38
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Mar 11 2004 12:48
65.
The only thing constant is change.
4
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Dec 23 2007 8:23
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Mar 11 2004 12:44
66.
Shit happens. - once popular bumper sticker
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Sep 9 2005 21:41
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Mar 11 2004 12:42
67.
The ends justify the means. - always true, regardless of the situation
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Jan 25 2005 16:31
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Mar 11 2004 12:41
68.
You get what you pay for.
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Mar 21 2008 0:10
6
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Mar 11 2004 12:38
69.
To judge a person, look at how their pets behave.
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May 31 2008 4:20
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Mar 11 2004 12:38
70.
All things come to he who waits.
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Dec 15 2007 14:17
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Mar 11 2004 12:36
71.
The AA Prayer: God grant me the serenity to accept the ways things are, ...
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Jan 8 2005 17:04
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Mar 11 2004 12:30
72.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
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Dec 23 2007 7:16
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Mar 11 2004 12:29
73.
The grass is always greener on the other fellow's lawn.
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Jun 18 2008 7:33
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Mar 11 2004 12:27
74.
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
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Jun 7 2008 17:58
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Mar 11 2004 12:26
75.
Luck is the residue of hard work.
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Jun 23 2008 5:18
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Mar 11 2004 12:26
76.
Take care of the pennies, and the dollars take care of themselves.
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Jun 28 2008 7:23
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Mar 11 2004 12:19
77.
Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
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Feb 2 2005 17:23
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Mar 11 2004 12:17
78.
Men are like roses, you have to watch out for all the pricks
3
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Dec 28 2006 7:49
not being sexist
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Mar 16 2006 11:41
79.
Karma Conquers All
3
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Jul 31 2008 15:19
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Dec 14 2005 7:36
80.
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. -FDR, 1933
3
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Jun 17 2008 13:56
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Oct 2 2005 20:07
81.
Wherever you go, there you are
3
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Jun 14 2008 16:44
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Jul 9 2005 18:17
82.
You Can't Always Get What You Want.
3
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Jun 23 2005 18:18
The Rolling Stones
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Jun 23 2005 18:18
83.
It was a hard learnin, but a good learnin.
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Apr 18 2005 15:08
* my dad, after dishing out a good whooping.
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Apr 18 2005 13:44
84.
Think before you act.
3
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Jun 25 2008 3:50
3
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Jan 25 2005 7:11
85.
Measure twice, cut once.
3
1
Jun 12 2008 16:32
3
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Dec 18 2004 23:54
86.
Moderation in all things.
3
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Jul 22 2008 16:50
3
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Dec 4 2004 7:22
87.
Hindsight is always 20/20 vision.
3
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Jan 25 2005 7:10
3
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Dec 3 2004 16:53
88.
Religion is the opium of the masses. - usually attributed to Karl Marx
3
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Jan 25 2005 16:31
3
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Nov 26 2004 10:44
89.
caveat emptor - let the buyer beware
3
2
Aug 2 2008 17:28
3
1
Nov 25 2004 23:59
90.
The pen is mightier than the sword.
3
1
May 24 2008 10:12
3
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Nov 25 2004 14:21
91.
There is nothing so powerful as an idea whose time has come.
3
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Jan 30 2005 16:05
3
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Nov 25 2004 14:20
92.
A watched pot never boils.
3
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Jul 5 2008 4:23
3
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Nov 13 2004 18:52
93.
To the victor go the spoils.
3
1
Jun 3 2008 4:56
3
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Nov 6 2004 18:01
94.
Rome wasn't built in a day.
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Dec 21 2007 17:40
3
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Nov 5 2004 7:28
95.
I never promised you a rose garden.
3
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Nov 17 2004 20:21
5
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Oct 9 2004 18:03
96.
Life is what you make of it.
3
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Jun 7 2008 9:14
3
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Oct 9 2004 18:03
97.
Momma told me there'd be days like this.
3
1
Jun 10 2008 16:44
3
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Sep 6 2004 21:00
98.
All governments are run by liars and nothing they say should be believed.
3
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Oct 22 2006 16:50
I.F.Stone
3
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Jul 26 2004 2:11
99.
The best friend is someone who likes you just the way you are.
3
1
Jun 22 2008 5:06
3
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Jun 21 2004 12:33
100.
Those that live by the sword, die by the sword.
3
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Jan 27 2005 18:08
3
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Jun 15 2004 13:03
101.
In for a penny, in for a pound.
3
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Oct 22 2006 16:50
3
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Apr 7 2004 9:42
102.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
3
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Nov 30 2004 23:25
3
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Apr 6 2004 23:44
103.
He Who Dares Wins
3
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Jun 11 2008 5:34
3
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Mar 29 2004 19:48
104.
The devil is in the details.
3
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May 31 2008 9:26
3
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Mar 20 2004 11:14
105.
Everyone has his price.
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Dec 10 2007 11:59
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Mar 11 2004 12:49
106.
Blood is thicker than water.
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Nov 20 2004 19:10
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Mar 11 2004 12:48
107.
Make today the first day of the rest of your life.
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Oct 14 2007 21:26
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Mar 11 2004 12:47
108.
Do it right the first time.
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Dec 19 2007 15:40
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Mar 11 2004 12:45