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What's the worst ever chat-up (or pickup) line?
Created On:Nov 21 2003 11:45 EST
List Volume:33,558 hits 149 votes
Voting Limit:2 times in a 24 Hour period
List Owner:willsq
Category:Humor
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1.  ''I'm sorry, but I couldn't help but notice you over here not noticing me.''24  -1Jul 14 2008 14:30
http://www.links2love.com/pickup_lines.h26  -Jan 12 2007 17:50
2.  I guess you'll do6  -May 21 2007 15:40
6  -May 22 2005  2:43
3.  That's a fancy leg brace. How does it work?5  5Jan 10 2008 15:10
5  -Jan 9 2008 14:48
4.  We should do it after my crabs clear up.... or now if you have time.5  -Feb 25 2007  7:37
5  -May 22 2005  2:44
5.  Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?5  1Feb 24 2008  5:44
7  -Nov 21 2003 11:47
6.  Hi! I'm Nigel from the UK. I have pasty skin, a small penis, and...4  4Aug 18 2008 16:18
...a rare foot disease.4  -Aug 18 2008 13:46
7.  do you use windex on your pants? Cuz I can see myself in them4  1Feb 24 2008  5:43
6  -Feb 5 2004 14:35
8.  Wanna screw?4  -May 15 2005 11:16
8  -Dec 9 2003 17:12
9.  Can I stick it in?3  -Jul 24 2007  2:38
One of my friends actually had this used on her.41  -Oct 23 2006  1:37
10.  Can I buy you a drink?...3  -Nov 21 2005 12:53
...or do you just want the cash?3  -Jan 18 2005 10:52
11.  so, I see you wear shoes. Me too! want to have sex3  -Jan 9 2006 12:38
3  -Feb 5 2004 14:41
12.  What's your sign?3  1Jan 13 2008  4:15
7  -Nov 26 2003 10:23
13.  I'd pay a quater just to hear you fart.2  2Oct 16 2008 12:44
2  -Oct 16 2008 12:42
14.  do you want a ride on the greatest ride ever come here2  -Mar 1 2007 12:45
then point to the genital area2  -Mar 1 2007 12:44
15.  (Wet shirts with finger) ''lets get out of these wet clothes2  -Dec 16 2005 14:42
2  -Dec 16 2005 14:42
16.  Do fries come with that shake?2  1Jan 13 2008  4:15
2  -Jul 9 2004  1:23
17.  how do you like your eggs in the morning? scrambled or fertilized?2  -Jun 22 2007  5:00
2  -Feb 5 2004 14:42
18.  so, want to come back to my place for pizza and sex? no? don't like pizza?2  -Jul 27 2005 17:37
2  -Feb 5 2004 14:37
19.  You don't sweat much for a fat chick.2  -Dec 11 2004 23:01
4  -Dec 9 2003 17:11
20.  Hi, Are you Nancy Kerrigan's Sister?1  1Jan 10 2008  3:29
1  -Jan 10 2008  3:29
21.  Damn, your butt is big?1  -Sep 13 2005  0:37
1  -Sep 13 2005  0:37
22.  Is that really your hair?1  -Sep 13 2005  0:36
1  -Sep 13 2005  0:36
23.  If your body was a map of the world can u guess which continent I'd visit first1  -May 10 2007  8:30
Australia cause its the land down under >.>1  -Apr 6 2005 17:17
24.  Do you believe in love at first sight, or shall I walk by again?1  -Sep 23 2004 12:54
1  -Sep 23 2004 12:54
25.  ''Hi, my name is George W. Bush''1  -May 25 2005 14:14
3  -Jun 17 2004 16:31
26.  How you doin'?1  -Nov 24 2004  8:24
In a Joey voice3  -Nov 21 2003 12:06
27.  Hi, you look like you need your back popped 0  --
0  -Jan 10 2008  3:30
28.  Hi, are you about to have a seizure? 0  --
0  -Jan 10 2008  3:29
29.  Hi, Are you the girl who played Helen Keller last year? 0  --
0  -Jan 10 2008  3:29
30.  Gee, You smell just like Sheryl Crow! 0  --
0  -Jan 10 2008  3:28
31.  Can I wipe your chin for you? 0  --
0  -Jan 9 2008 14:49
32.  Here I am! Ok, you have two wishes left... 0  --
http://www.links2love.com/pickup_lines.h 0  -Jan 12 2007 17:50
33.   Was your father a farmer?.. 'Cause you're one fine ho! 0  --
0  -Feb 10 2006 12:47
34.  are those space pants? cause your ass is out of this world 0  --
0  -Dec 26 2005 19:24
35.  Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? 0  --
0  -Jul 4 2005 16:28
36.  Your eyes are bluer than the water in my toilet 0  --
0  -Jun 20 2005 23:57
37.  It must be jelly, 'cause jam don't shake thataway! 0  --
0  -Jul 9 2004  1:25
38.  Are you a theif? (No.) 0  --
0  -May 13 2004 21:08
39.  you must be tired...you've been running through my mind all day 0  --
0  -Feb 5 2004 14:40
40.  classic: if I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me? 0  --
0  -Feb 5 2004 14:39
41.  call me milk cuz I'll do your body good 0  --
0  -Feb 5 2004 14:38
42.  call me fred flintstone cuz I'll make your bed rock 0  --
0  -Feb 5 2004 14:36
43.  You come here often? 0  --
0  -Nov 26 2003 10:24
44.  I'm a democrat lurking on a fun site. Can I have something free?-1  -Jul 27 2005 14:16
1  -Mar 29 2005 21:47
 

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