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Why good old Blighty beats the USA every time.
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1.  Mel Peachey/Melissa Peachey/Melissa ''MEL''Peachey51  -Oct 6 2008  0:06
Bondroger007 says my future wife,soulmate,angelvoice,magic browneyes,figure,hair,lips,face,smart! ,69  -Jun 7 2008  2:33
2.  The limeys actually believe Jerry Springer is real!!!!40  -5Apr 29 2009 23:44
Wanna buy a jackelope?62  -Aug 10 2004 17:19
3.  Hannah Peckham37  4May 16 2009  1:10
Bondroger007says sexyvoice,upbeat,wowlegs,sassy personality,sexyfigure and sexy Mel Peachey friend37  -Jun 7 2008  2:49
4.  Mel Peachey Official Fansite36  27May 16 2009 22:06
http://movies.groups.yahoo.com/group/off36  -Dec 3 2008  3:30
5.  THEY DO NOT HAVE STUPID ULTRALIBERAL DEMOCRATICS35  29Apr 27 2009 23:10
YOU DONOT HAVE TO HEAR BULLCRAP THAT THEY DO NOT FOLLOW JUST EVERYBODY ELSE.LIKE WORLD WARMING35  -Jul 7 2008 23:12
6.  Joan Collins34  14May 16 2009 22:07
sexy looks 55-60 says BONDROGER00734  -Nov 13 2008 22:19
7.  We have a comprehensive National Health System (ha,ha-we don't have to pay!!)34  22Jul 2 2009 15:38
40  -1Apr 18 2002  8:07
8.  Bacon31  31Jun 17 2009 18:06
31  -Apr 22 2009 14:41
9.  only in America can your CIA_FBI kill a president and have the balls to blame31  13Apr 5 2009 20:07
it on an inicent Russian who by all rights should be cleared for all history to know?39  -Dec 24 2005 23:44
10.  MONTY PYTHON and FAWLTY TOWERS31  -Oct 14 2008  6:11
33  -May 21 2002 23:36
11.  THE SPICE GIRLS!30  -Nov 8 2008 23:26
32  -May 18 2002 17:11
12.  U r the most hated country in the world-even the Canadians can't stand you.30  2Mar 20 2009  4:44
38  -Apr 18 2002  9:56
13.  George Bush is President29  -Oct 14 2008 19:53
He is a stupid prick!115  -Oct 24 2002 22:41
14.  We don't have crazy influence in our politics of Christian fundamentalists27  -Apr 17 2008 17:23
...those in the US are as crazy as the Islamic fundamentalists!31  -Jun 19 2006 16:52
15.  England is a joke! You lost India for crying out loud! An old man in a diaper..22  4May 18 2009 12:29
...forced you out of the country!24  -Aug 25 2008 17:33
16.  Trent Lott is considered a "leader"22  -Nov 30 2006  4:42
...can't find his butt with either hand!28  -Nov 21 2002 17:39
17.  Anthony Scalia is on the Supreme Court18  -Apr 17 2008 17:24
...buy the judge, fix the case!20  -Nov 25 2002  2:33
18.  many more centuries of inbreeding17  2Jul 2 2009 15:39
17  2Oct 23 2003 19:57
19.  Ann Coulter doesn't live in England16  3May 17 2009 20:31
22  -Feb 21 2004 17:11
20.  We had JFK Jr. you have Prince Charles (yuck)13  -Oct 1 2003 21:02
15  -Apr 18 2002 18:35
21.  Because fatass ingrate Michael Moore lives in the U.S.12  9Jun 10 2009 23:05
30  -May 28 2004 20:55
22.  USA wouldn't kill a princess because she dated a muslim.8  1Feb 12 2009  7:37
10  -Jul 28 2004 17:23
23.  England doesn't have a Republican party8  -Nov 8 2008 23:24
8  -Sep 3 2003  0:55
24.  U r so big-headed-what's all this about u winning the war for us, huh??8  -Aug 13 2006 17:56
8  -Apr 18 2002  9:54
25.  We feel a need to make lists on obscure web sites to boost our self-confidence7  -Aug 17 2007 21:42
7  -May 8 2005 22:44
26.  It's really quite simple ''IT'S NOT''7  -May 18 2009 12:00
there wouldn't be an ENGLAND if not for the USA59  -May 5 2004 12:03
27.  U.S. KICKED BRITTS ASS,TWICE7  -1Mar 16 2009 15:36
1776,1818113  -Jan 8 2003  1:28
28.  Even the Beatles left that place7  -Aug 18 2008 13:16
9  -Apr 18 2002 18:34
29.  I can't think of any5  -Dec 14 2008  3:58
5  -Nov 30 2008 14:55
30.  US govt killing thousands in Chile, Guatemala, Cambodia, Laos, Vietnam etc5  -Nov 12 2007  9:52
5  -Mar 30 2005 17:02
31.  Britain doesn't have chicken hawk Republicans5  -Oct 30 2004 12:27
we would all be saying Heil Hitler today5  -Dec 22 2003  0:21
32.  U.S. kill and get away with it. Yeah!5  -Nov 30 2006  4:43
5  -Apr 18 2002 18:31
33.  All Americans are in-breds. So you all look the same, obese. That means fat.4  -Jun 16 2006 18:58
You say everyone hates the British, So America is popular in the world right now then,,,not...4  -Aug 24 2005 16:35
34.  Because Brits actually think their healthcare is free. ha ha4  1Jan 4 2009  5:41
4  -Dec 23 2004  5:15
35.  There arent so much religious people in England4  -Mar 31 2004 14:51
4  -Mar 16 2004 16:37
36.  TWO WORDS...SIMON COWELL!!!4  -Dec 19 2007 20:32
6  -Mar 24 2003  3:46
37.  Princess Charles is a good reason to leave England4  -Jul 19 2007 16:46
4  -Apr 18 2002 18:33
38.  The English DISCOVERED your country-this should give us some ownership rights!!4  -Feb 24 2005 18:50
6  -Apr 18 2002 10:02
39.  Billie Piper3  3May 17 2009 23:07
Sexy UK singer/tv/movie star Bondroger007 says she is sexy hot!3  -May 16 2009 22:10
40.  Dental Hygiene !!!3  -May 1 2008 10:12
3  -May 1 2008 10:10
41.  We Invented Cars...They Take Our Cars And Call Them Carz3  -Jul 3 2007 11:21
3  -Jul 3 2007 11:20
42.  All the best music comes from Britain, We should take credit for Hendrix.3  -Dec 29 2007 18:07
You didn't want him so we took him.5  -Mar 8 2007 14:00
43.  We haven't got big gobs like them lot!3  -Nov 16 2005 18:32
3  -Sep 26 2005 19:13
44.  I concede you gave us The Beatles, though!!!3  1Mar 16 2009 15:36
February 9th. Fortieth anniversary of Beatles on Ed Sullivan. Jolly good show!3  -Feb 7 2004 20:20
45.  Thank god George Bush Sr. didn't fly for the RAF3  -Jun 24 2005 17:09
he got shot down3  -Dec 22 2003  0:18
46.  U.S. kicked Hitlers ASS and rebuilt England,Germany,and Japan at the same time.3  -Mar 16 2009 15:36
All of this was done while running our own country too.11  -Nov 22 2003  7:44
47.  My house is older than their country!3  -Mar 10 2006 13:59
3  -Oct 28 2003  6:48
48.  They have the death sentence in some states, Uk does not. we are not killers2  -Dec 3 2006  9:59
2  -Dec 3 2006  9:55
49.  We kicked 'um out of Canada twice2  -Jun 2 2007 11:41
2  -Mar 17 2006 18:48
50.  We have the BBC, you can’t beat that with anything!2  2Apr 2 2009 22:58
2  -Aug 30 2005 18:47
51.  We didn't murder the Indians to steal the land2  -May 13 2006 16:57
2  -Jun 24 2005 16:59
52.  Once Again Ask The Irish!2  -Apr 26 2004 19:27
u claim 2 b anti-terrorist?u slaughtrd&terrorisd our pple 4 yrs&still won giv us a united Ireland2  -Jan 12 2004 17:58
53.  Because limeys like to smoke FAGS. What else would a gay man do?2  -Feb 15 2005 22:22
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph4  -Sep 19 2003  6:23
54.  We dont allow school children to carry guns and open fire on the friends.2  -Nov 15 2002 14:56
2  -Apr 18 2002  9:44
55.  If England is such a great place, why did Martin Gordon move to Germany?1  1May 20 2009 12:21
1  -May 18 2009 12:43
56.  You can have anal sex with any man you want 'cause all Brti men are gay.1  1May 20 2009 12:22
1  -May 16 2009 23:05
57.  You misspelled inbred you limey moron. That means stupid.1  1May 20 2009 12:21
All Americans are in-breds. So you all look the same, obese. That means fat.1  -Dec 14 2008  4:03
58.  They call a game where you mostly use your hands american FOOTBALL1  -Feb 15 2007 18:13
They should try to play the most popular sport in the world real football1  -Feb 15 2007 18:12
59.  In UK children aren't starving1  -Jan 9 2007 13:03
1  -Aug 28 2006  9:39
60.  FOR ENGLAND! : not only can we avoid obesity, we can spell it as well!1  -Dec 3 2006  9:57
1  -Jun 4 2006 22:30
61.  ALL AMERICANS HAVE BIG GOBS AND ARE FULL OF THEMSELVES1  -Apr 14 2006  5:31
YOU CAN HEAR THEM COMING A MILE AWAY1  -Apr 13 2006 18:53
62.  they retaliate by saying ''we dont make boastful lists like reasons why uk is''1  -Feb 10 2006  4:05
in a list called reasons why the USA is better than England1  -Feb 10 2006  4:04
63.  We are superior beings- not phoneys1  -Sep 26 2005 19:15
1  -Sep 26 2005 19:15
64.  We are real people1  -Sep 26 2005 19:15
1  -Sep 26 2005 19:14
65.  England is the birth place of English, you are using it now!1  -Aug 30 2005 19:00
1  -Aug 30 2005 18:49
66.  we kicked yanks out of canada in 1812 and set fire to the white house1  -Apr 14 2006  5:31
1  -May 11 2005 10:45
67.  No wimp ass Republican draft dodgers in England1  -May 9 2005 21:42
1  -May 9 2005 21:42
68.  No Texas Air National Guard in England1  -May 9 2005 21:41
1  -May 9 2005 21:41
69.  No ''Red States'' in England1  -May 9 2005 21:40
1  -May 9 2005 21:39
70.  usa didnt join ww2 till hitler was getting weak1  -Aug 12 2006  8:05
1  -May 8 2005 14:18
71.  US kicks Britians Ass 1818? u mean the treaty? hardly call that ass kicking1  -Mar 30 2005 17:10
1  -Mar 30 2005 17:08
72.  Great beer1  -Feb 18 2005  0:31
1  -Feb 18 2005  0:31
73.  im an aussie, but i must say i like england better cause Dani Filth lives there1  -May 13 2006 16:59
1  -Sep 1 2004  5:39
74.  You invented Rock'n'Roll ... we perfected it !1  -May 29 2004 10:05
1  -May 29 2004 10:05
75.  Bang! Bang - No Guns!!!1  -May 29 2004 10:04
1  -May 29 2004 10:04
76.  Your "ownership rights?" They ended at Yorktown, Va.1  -Feb 7 2004 20:15
My history book shows Washington (George) kicked Cornwallis' butt!1  -Feb 7 2004 20:14
77.  Actually, America was discovered by an Italian, not a Brit.1  -Feb 7 2004 20:14
1  -Feb 7 2004 20:10
78.  Brits have no heterosexual males1  -Apr 14 2003  1:33
5  -Dec 30 2002  1:09
79.  Ask the Scots and Northern Irish1  -Sep 13 2002 13:50
1  -Jul 30 2002 10:47
80.  the Beatles lived in LIVERPOOL-which is rougher than fuckin Brooklyn-no wonder1  -Sep 26 2003 19:23
1  -Apr 26 2002  7:55
81.  We have Prince William , u have the Bush twins-dogs! And alcoholics too!!1  -Apr 14 2003  1:34
1  -Apr 26 2002  7:57
82.  England is Bloody1  -Apr 24 2002 10:42
1  -Apr 18 2002 18:33
83.  Britties are sissies1  -Aug 30 2004  1:08
3  -Apr 18 2002 18:27
84.  America is full of Americans!!Doh!1  -Nov 30 2004 14:02
1  -Apr 18 2002  9:42
85.  U fuck with the English language all the time. Its a pavement not a sidewalk!1  -Apr 24 2002 10:42
1  -Apr 18 2002  8:28
86.  You have Madonna, we have Charlotte Church.1  -Jan 26 2007 14:00
1  -Apr 18 2002  8:25
87.  We have REAL castles (that are not owned by Disney characters)1  -Jun 25 2002 15:12
1  -Apr 18 2002  8:09
88.  We swear so much better than you (what the hell does "ass" mean anyway?!)1  -Nov 12 2005 10:40
1  -Apr 18 2002  8:13
89.  Lothar & The Hand People were more popular in England than USA. 0  --
0  -May 27 2009 16:24
90.  Sheep dip is much cheaper in England & sheep are more plentiful. 0  --
0  -May 19 2009 13:21
91.  England is Jann Wenner free 0  --
0  -May 18 2009 18:01
92.  More shrubbery, fewer midgets. 0  --
0  -May 18 2009 13:40
93.  In the UK, bad teeth are a national institution. In the US, we have dentists. 0  --
0  -May 18 2009 12:42
94.  This list is a moronic waste of fucking time. 0  --
You Brits should learn how to brush your teeth. 0  -Feb 10 2009 15:05
95.  When is England going to pay back the money it borrowed during WWII? 0  --
And the money it borrowed in WWI? We should have left Germany alone. At least they pay their debts. 0  -Dec 12 2008 12:51
96.  Yes you did. Who owned America before the Revolutionary War? 0  --
We didn't murder the Indians to steal the land 0  -Dec 12 2008 12:36
97.  Who cares what Canada thinks? 0  --
U r the most hated country in the world-even the Canadians can't stand you. 0  -Nov 29 2008 16:04
98.  It's that thing your head is shoved up. I believe you call it an arse. 0  --
We swear so much better than you (what the hell does ''ass'' mean anyway?!) 0  -Nov 29 2008 15:56
99.  If we (America) didn't give you food and weapons you'd be speaking German now. 0  --
Won 2 world wars, america came in at last minute and claimed glory. 0  -Nov 29 2008 15:52
100.  Won 2 world wars, america came in at last minute and claimed glory. 0  --
0  -May 6 2006 14:49
101.  we have the SAS 0  --
taught you evey thin u know. 0  -Apr 14 2006  5:50
102.  Trust the bloody French to win War of Independence 0  --
Bet they don't teach that in Ra Ra land 0  -Apr 14 2006  5:47
103.  They got Fox news we aint. Thank god 0  --
says eveything do'n it 0  -Apr 14 2006  5:45
104.  You aint got the Essex rifles (nice one Sharpie) 0  --
0  -Mar 17 2006 18:55
105.  They do'nt have firms 0  --
0  -Mar 17 2006 18:47
106.  americans get their history education from HollyWood!! LOL 0  --
0  -Mar 10 2006 14:02
107.  most americans barely have the intelligence to walk on their hind legs 0  --
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en 0  -Mar 10 2006 13:57
108.  ffs!! There wouldnt be a USA if is wasnt for england (so there) 0  --
0  -Mar 10 2006 13:57
109.  We gave you all you have & use; you gave us Coca-Cola & Mickey Mouse. 0  --
English language, elected houses of government, judicial system, trains & industry, and so on... 0  -Dec 24 2005 17:43
110.  American comedy sucks...... 0  --
0  -Aug 24 2005 16:49
111.  all conspiracies in the world are to do with America 0  --
You just cannot handle the truth because you are soooo messed up over there 0  -Aug 24 2005 16:47
112.  you have the most globally despised companies in the world 0  --
0  -Aug 24 2005 16:43
113.  Yanks have no idea about the world outside their borders 0  --
0  -Jun 24 2005 17:10
114.  Yanks don't support aid to Africa-there's nothing in it for them! 0  --
0  -Jun 24 2005 17:08
115.  Americans are afraid to travel overseas-they fear the unknown! 0  --
0  -Jun 24 2005 17:06
116.  All the hugh contracts in Iraq went to friends of Bush and Chaney!N 0  --
0  -Jun 24 2005 17:03
117.  Bush was elected by counting hanging chads! 0  --
0  -Jun 24 2005 17:01
118.  England doesn't make up reasons to start a war to steal another nations oil 0  --
0  -Jun 24 2005 16:57
119.  lets not forget the beatles,charles darwin,james cook, i could go on 4 hours 0  -May 6 2006 14:46
2  -May 11 2005 14:16
120.  yanks cant fight a war on their own 0  --
0  -May 11 2005 11:15
121.  yanks support terrorism i.e IRA funding. 0  --
0  -May 11 2005 11:12
122.  there is no language called american, ha ha 0  --
0  -May 11 2005 10:47
123.  younger brits have great teeth you fool 0  --
0  -May 11 2005 10:46
124.  our rugby players are tougher than your american footballers 0  --
0  -May 8 2005 14:16
125.  health care is free upon point of use u silly yanky 0  --
0  -May 8 2005 14:16
126.  Brits bathe monthly whether they need it or not 0  --
0  -Mar 29 2005 21:42
127.  tooth decay 0  --
0  -Mar 29 2005 21:41
128.  We have Scousers you have rednecks! 0  --
0  -Feb 24 2005 18:54
129.  One Word: Orthodontists 0  --
Come on, national dental care is what you Brits need 0  -Apr 22 2004  0:16
130.  Because We Have Strong Leaders Like Bush and Reagan and You'll Always Have Lapd 0  --
ogs like Blair and Thatcher 0  -Dec 21 2003  1:43
131.  We have the balls to kick terrorist ass, you'd rather coddle Muslims 0  --
It's true. PS, Bush rules, leftists swallow. 0  -Dec 21 2003  1:41
132.  bangers and mash 0  --
0  -Dec 12 2003 11:20
133.  Half of our aristocracy is high on Charlie and Pot!!!! 0  --
0  -Apr 26 2002  7:59
134.  Half of our aristocracy is high on Charlie and Pot! Make hay not war!!!!!! 0  --
0  -Apr 26 2002  7:59
135.  U gave us "The Simpsons";fair enough, but the Warner Bros. cartoons, please??? 0  --
0  -Apr 18 2002 10:00
136.  U bordar with Mexico, yet ur biggest exports are ORANGES!! 0  --
0  -Apr 18 2002  9:53
137.  We have proper names like Matthew or Rosie, and u have crap ones like Cindy-Lou 0  --
0  -Apr 18 2002  9:50
138.  U are the nosey neighbour of the World-always poking into other's affairs 0  --
0  -Apr 18 2002  9:48
139.  Ur judicial system allowed two rednecks to murder Brandon Teena. 0  --
0  -Apr 18 2002  9:46
140.  U r all freaks-I've seen Jerry Springer!! 0  --
0  -Apr 18 2002  8:34
141.  U let girls play football (soccer) professionally, for God's sake! 0  --
0  -Apr 18 2002  8:26
142.  We hav a Chesire cat (as opposed to a monkey) in power! 0  --
0  -Apr 18 2002  8:21
143.  You say "'erb", we say "herb" because there's a fucking "h" there! 0  --
0  -Apr 18 2002  8:11
144.  U cant stand being crap at a sport so u just change the rules -cricket2baseball 0  --
0  -Apr 18 2002  8:19
 

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