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A good saying captures a truth in a clever, unforgettable manner. What are your favorite sayings, words of wisdom?
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Flush twice, it's a long way to New Jersy!
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Sep 2 2009 11:58
The Cess Pool State!
533
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Jul 28 2008 16:00
2.
Payback's a bitch.
49
1
Aug 13 2009 20:24
71
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Mar 11 2004 12:36
3.
Murphy's Law: If anything can go wrong, it will, often at worst possible time.
47
1
Feb 1 2009 4:52
91
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Mar 11 2004 12:51
4.
New Jersey! Where men are men and sheep are careful!
45
8
Sep 15 2009 18:49
169
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Aug 10 2008 4:06
5.
He who smelt it, dealt it.
42
8
Sep 21 2009 12:21
94
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Jul 24 2008 3:33
6.
New Jersey!!! New York's garbage can!
41
7
Jul 15 2009 15:49
135
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Aug 12 2008 0:22
7.
I hope I die before I get old. (The Who, My Generation)
31
6
Sep 21 2009 12:21
31
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Mar 11 2004 12:49
8.
Laugh, and the world laughs withh you. Cry, and you cry alone.
30
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Sep 9 2008 17:58
30
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Mar 11 2004 12:38
9.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
29
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Sep 9 2008 17:59
29
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Mar 28 2004 20:42
10.
When the going gets tough, the tough sometimes shit their pants.
26
20
Oct 20 2009 1:47
26
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Dec 15 2008 17:24
11.
Lifes a Bitch then you Marry One
24
10
Mar 17 2009 14:52
34
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Mar 29 2004 19:44
12.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
21
13
Sep 15 2009 18:50
71
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Jul 24 2008 3:34
13.
What goes around, comes around.
20
1
Feb 1 2009 4:53
20
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Mar 11 2004 12:25
14.
No matter how bad things are, they could only be worse in New Jersey.
19
1
Feb 28 2009 2:50
113
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Aug 11 2008 18:25
15.
No fat chicks.
19
5
Jul 6 2009 20:25
31
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Oct 28 2004 4:40
16.
Bend over, put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye
17
7
May 3 2009 4:34
17
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Mar 28 2004 20:43
17.
Treat others how you would like to be treated. (the Golden Rule)
17
5
Aug 4 2009 21:10
17
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Mar 11 2004 12:30
18.
Excuses are like assholes; everybody's got one.
17
3
Apr 2 2009 1:51
21
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Mar 11 2004 12:20
19.
ON jan.20th2009 dem. will brings WW3 and all hell breakes lose
16
14
Sep 21 2009 12:21
10-15% no jobs because NANCY SPEAKER OF THE DO NOTHING DEMOCRATIC HOUSE,GAS RATIONING,RACE WAR,
18
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Nov 12 2008 0:39
20.
Tough times don't last, tough people do
15
2
Feb 8 2009 10:59
15
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Jun 19 2006 15:44
21.
Better to keep quiet and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
14
5
Oct 20 2009 1:47
16
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Mar 11 2004 12:47
22.
You Pay For Your Thrills
13
13
Feb 15 2009 11:18
17
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Jan 27 2009 11:52
23.
God must love homely women - he made so many of them.
13
1
Feb 26 2009 16:43
21
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Mar 11 2004 12:19
24.
God must love poorly hung men, he made so many of them.
12
7
Sep 15 2009 18:50
18
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Nov 20 2008 2:29
25.
Ignorant people ridicule what they don't (or can't) understand.
11
1
Aug 4 2009 21:14
11
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Mar 11 2004 12:21
26.
Men use love to get sex; women use sex to get love.
11
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Dec 15 2007 12:36
17
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Mar 11 2004 12:17
27.
Anger turned inward- depression; turned outward- rage; upsidedown-constipation
10
5
Jul 23 2009 18:41
10
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Sep 10 2008 15:16
28.
Jesus is coming, look busy
10
3
Oct 20 2009 1:47
10
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Nov 15 2007 16:40
29.
All governments are run by liars and nothing they say should be believed.
10
4
Apr 3 2009 1:50
I.F.Stone
10
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Jul 26 2004 2:11
30.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
9
5
Mar 31 2009 20:15
9
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Jan 21 2005 2:39
31.
Life is hard, and then you die.
9
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Apr 23 2008 17:27
9
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Mar 11 2004 12:35
32.
Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
9
4
Apr 2 2009 1:56
9
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Mar 11 2004 12:17
33.
To have a friend, you must first be a friend.
8
1
Jan 18 2009 3:41
8
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Jan 25 2005 16:30
34.
Lead By Example
8
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Aug 11 2008 2:56
8
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Jan 21 2005 13:27
35.
Actions speak louder than words.
8
1
Mar 24 2009 22:51
8
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Jun 15 2004 13:02
36.
Ignorance is bliss.
8
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Mar 1 2008 8:08
8
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Mar 11 2004 12:46
37.
A conservative is a liberal who's been mugged.
8
5
Aug 22 2009 3:10
8
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Mar 11 2004 12:29
38.
GOT ONE! GOT ONE! EVERYBODY'S GOT ONE!
7
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Sep 17 2008 11:36
Except for Chuck Norris.
7
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Sep 9 2008 21:47
39.
Life is Short, Enjoy it..!!
7
1
Jul 29 2009 11:53
7
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Jun 26 2008 5:10
40.
The only way to get rid of temptation, is to give into it.
7
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Dec 28 2007 7:14
7
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Mar 20 2006 0:21
41.
Anger turned inward - depression; anger turned outward - rage; sideways - wit.
7
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Jun 25 2008 16:40
7
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Nov 5 2004 18:38
42.
The Peter Principle: In organizations, people rise to the level of incompetence
7
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Sep 9 2006 14:12
7
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Mar 11 2004 12:52
43.
Timing is everything.
7
1
Oct 20 2009 1:48
7
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Mar 11 2004 12:29
44.
Be careful of what you wish for; you just might get it.
7
2
Oct 20 2009 1:49
7
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Mar 11 2004 12:26
45.
You study long You bite my dong
6
1
Jul 23 2009 18:41
6
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Sep 9 2008 20:59
46.
Violence is the last resort of the incompetent
6
1
Sep 21 2009 12:22
Isaac Asimov in the Foundation
6
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Sep 30 2007 6:48
47.
lets shagg our way through life
6
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Oct 23 2007 1:06
6
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Mar 2 2007 14:30
48.
You can catch more bees with honey than you can with vinegar.
6
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Apr 10 2005 4:35
6
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Jan 31 2005 17:40
49.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
6
1
Sep 19 2009 14:54
6
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Jun 15 2004 13:03
50.
You can't fight city hall.
6
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Nov 28 2005 15:08
6
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Mar 11 2004 12:50
51.
You might as well dream big; it doesn't cost any more.
6
1
Jan 23 2009 2:33
6
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Mar 11 2004 12:48
52.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
6
1
Jul 29 2009 11:53
6
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Mar 11 2004 12:47
53.
Nothing in life is free. (There's no such thing as a free lunch.)
6
1
Jan 4 2009 2:29
6
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Mar 11 2004 12:39
54.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. - so, so true
6
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Jul 6 2008 12:06
44
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Mar 11 2004 12:36
55.
You can't take it with you.
6
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Mar 22 2006 0:18
6
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Mar 11 2004 12:28
56.
You make your own luck.
6
1
Jan 27 2009 11:55
6
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Mar 11 2004 12:25
57.
It's better to be lucky than good.
6
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Dec 16 2007 11:56
8
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Mar 11 2004 12:25
58.
Hell is the impossibillity of reason.
6
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Jan 29 2005 18:32
6
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Mar 11 2004 12:19
59.
The Little Fish Cannot Eat the Big Fish
5
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Jan 24 2005 13:56
5
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Jan 24 2005 13:54
60.
The only certainties in life are death and taxes.
5
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Feb 19 2008 12:28
5
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Mar 11 2004 12:39
61.
All things come to he who waits.
5
1
Jan 30 2009 17:06
5
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Mar 11 2004 12:36
62.
Fuck it
4
4
Feb 26 2009 16:42
4
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Feb 15 2009 2:03
63.
Nobody gets out of here Alive
4
1
Sep 19 2009 14:55
4
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Dec 10 2005 0:40
64.
You Can't Always Get What You Want.
4
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Nov 4 2008 13:54
The Rolling Stones
4
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Jun 23 2005 18:18
65.
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get
4
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Apr 25 2007 21:44
4
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Mar 20 2005 21:17
66.
lifes a living hell
4
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May 25 2008 6:30
4
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Mar 8 2005 14:34
67.
Good fences make good neighbors.
4
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Dec 27 2007 10:33
an old New England piece of wisdom
4
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Jan 27 2005 18:07
68.
Don't get mad. Get even.
4
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Feb 28 2007 11:05
4
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Jan 21 2005 2:38
69.
To err is human, to forgive is divine.
4
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Oct 14 2007 21:25
4
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Dec 2 2004 5:17
70.
A new broom sweeps clean.
4
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Jul 8 2008 15:19
4
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Nov 13 2004 18:52
71.
Life is what you make of it.
4
1
Jul 29 2009 11:54
4
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Oct 9 2004 18:03
72.
The unexamined life is not worth living.
4
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Dec 2 2004 5:18
4
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Jun 15 2004 13:02
73.
No matter how humble, there's no place like home.
4
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Dec 15 2007 12:38
4
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Mar 11 2004 12:48
74.
Make today the first day of the rest of your life.
4
1
Jul 29 2009 11:55
4
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Mar 11 2004 12:47
75.
The only thing constant is change.
4
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Dec 23 2007 8:23
4
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Mar 11 2004 12:44
76.
Shit happens. - once popular bumper sticker
4
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Sep 9 2005 21:41
4
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Mar 11 2004 12:42
77.
The ends justify the means. - always true, regardless of the situation
4
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Jan 25 2005 16:31
4
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Mar 11 2004 12:41
78.
Speak softly, and carry a big stick.
4
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Nov 6 2008 3:25
4
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Mar 11 2004 12:40
79.
You get what you pay for.
4
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Mar 21 2008 0:10
6
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Mar 11 2004 12:38
80.
To judge a person, look at how their pets behave.
4
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May 31 2008 4:20
4
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Mar 11 2004 12:38
81.
Is the fucking you get worth the fucking you get? - about marriage
4
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Dec 17 2008 19:59
6
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Mar 11 2004 12:33
82.
The AA Prayer: God grant me the serenity to accept the ways things are, ...
4
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Jan 8 2005 17:04
4
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Mar 11 2004 12:30
83.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
4
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Dec 23 2007 7:16
4
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Mar 11 2004 12:29
84.
The grass is always greener on the other fellow's lawn.
4
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Jun 18 2008 7:33
4
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Mar 11 2004 12:27
85.
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
4
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Jun 7 2008 17:58
4
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Mar 11 2004 12:26
86.
Luck is the residue of hard work.
4
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Jun 23 2008 5:18
4
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Mar 11 2004 12:26
87.
Take care of the pennies, and the dollars take care of themselves.
4
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Jun 28 2008 7:23
4
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Mar 11 2004 12:19
88.
Fart, and the world farts with you. Shit, and you shit alone.
3
3
Mar 23 2009 15:11
3
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Jan 28 2009 2:13
89.
Men are like roses, you have to watch out for all the pricks
3
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Dec 28 2006 7:49
not being sexist
3
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Mar 16 2006 11:41
90.
Karma Conquers All
3
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Jul 31 2008 15:19
3
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Dec 14 2005 7:36
91.
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. -FDR, 1933
3
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Jun 17 2008 13:56
3
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Oct 2 2005 20:07
92.
Wherever you go, there you are
3
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Jun 14 2008 16:44
5
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Jul 9 2005 18:17
93.
It was a hard learnin, but a good learnin.
3
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Apr 18 2005 15:08
* my dad, after dishing out a good whooping.
3
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Apr 18 2005 13:44
94.
Think before you act.
3
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Jun 25 2008 3:50
3
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Jan 25 2005 7:11
95.
Measure twice, cut once.
3
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Jun 12 2008 16:32
3
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Dec 18 2004 23:54
96.
Moderation in all things.
3
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Jul 22 2008 16:50
3
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Dec 4 2004 7:22
97.
Hindsight is always 20/20 vision.
3
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Jan 25 2005 7:10
3
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Dec 3 2004 16:53
98.
Nobody said life is fair.
3
1
Sep 19 2009 14:57
3
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Dec 2 2004 17:41
99.
Religion is the opium of the masses. - usually attributed to Karl Marx
3
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Jan 25 2005 16:31
3
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Nov 26 2004 10:44
100.
caveat emptor - let the buyer beware
3
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Aug 2 2008 17:28
3
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Nov 25 2004 23:59
101.
The pen is mightier than the sword.
3
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May 24 2008 10:12
3
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Nov 25 2004 14:21
102.
There is nothing so powerful as an idea whose time has come.
3
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Jan 30 2005 16:05
3
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Nov 25 2004 14:20
103.
A watched pot never boils.
3
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Jul 5 2008 4:23
3
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Nov 13 2004 18:52
104.
To the victor go the spoils.
3
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Jun 3 2008 4:56
3
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Nov 6 2004 18:01
105.
Rome wasn't built in a day.
3
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Dec 21 2007 17:40
3
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Nov 5 2004 7:28
106.
I never promised you a rose garden.
3
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Nov 17 2004 20:21
5
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Oct 9 2004 18:03
107.
Momma told me there'd be days like this.
3
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Jun 10 2008 16:44
3
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Sep 6 2004 21:00
108.
The best friend is someone who likes you just the way you are.
3
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Jun 22 2008 5:06
3
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Jun 21 2004 12:33
109.
Those that live by the sword, die by the sword.
3
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Jan 27 2005 18:08
3
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Jun 15 2004 13:03
110.
In for a penny, in for a pound.
3
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Oct 22 2006 16:50
3
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Apr 7 2004 9:42
111.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
3
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Nov 30 2004 23:25
3
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Apr 6 2004 23:44
112.
He Who Dares Wins
3
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Jun 11 2008 5:34
3
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Mar 29 2004 19:48
113.
The devil is in the details.
3
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May 31 2008 9:26
3
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Mar 20 2004 11:14
114.
Everyone has his price.
3
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Dec 10 2007 11:59
3
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Mar 11 2004 12:49
115.
Blood is thicker than water.
3
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Nov 20 2004 19:10
3
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Mar 11 2004 12:48
116.
Do it right the first time.
3
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Dec 19 2007 15:40
3
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Mar 11 2004 12:45
117.
A stitch in time saves nine.
3
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May 25 2008 15:23
3
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Mar 11 2004 12:45
118.
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
3
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May 25 2008 17:28
3
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Mar 11 2004 12:45
119.
You can pay me now, or you can pay me later.
3
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May 28 2008 6:02
3
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Mar 11 2004 12:44
120.
Invest your time before you invest your money.
3
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Sep 9 2005 21:43
3
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Mar 11 2004 12:44
121.
Anything worth having is worth working for.
3
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Dec 15 2007 11:41
3
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Mar 11 2004 12:43
122.
Success is 10% inspiration, 90% perspiration.
3
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Dec 13 2007 14:33
3
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Mar 11 2004 12:42
123.
Might makes right. - sad, but true
3
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Nov 22 2004 17:27
3
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Mar 11 2004 12:41
124.
Neither a borrower nor a lender be.
3
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Jun 2 2008 8:02
3
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Mar 11 2004 12:40
125.
The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
3
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Dec 1 2007 8:28
3
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Mar 11 2004 12:40
126.
A friend in need is a friend indeed. - can be taken two ways
3
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May 25 2008 16:45
3
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Mar 11 2004 12:37
127.
The surest formula for success is to spend each day a penny less than you make.
3
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Jan 23 2005 20:33
3
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Mar 11 2004 12:35
128.
Good intentions are not enough. -slogan of PETA, animal rights group
3
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Jul 14 2005 12:02
7
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Mar 11 2004 12:33
129.
Use it up. Wear it out. Make it do. Do without. - old N.E. Yankee saying
3
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May 28 2008 14:44
3
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Mar 11 2004 12:23
130.
Genius is an infinite capacity for detail. (Francis Crick, Nobel DNA laureate)
3
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Nov 25 2004 14:23
3
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Mar 11 2004 12:18
131.
Clothes make the man.
3
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Dec 5 2007 12:40
3
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Mar 11 2004 12:17
132.
It’s nice to be important but it’s more important to be nice.
2
1
Aug 4 2009 21:07
2
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Oct 5 2008 11:07
133.
Scratch a bully, find a shit sandwich.
2
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Sep 11 2008 12:00
2
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Sep 9 2008 22:08
134.
Life's a bitch, then you scratch a bully.
2
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Sep 12 2008 12:25
2
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Sep 9 2008 21:58
135.
scratch a bully, feed a fever.
2
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Nov 4 2008 13:51
2
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Sep 10 2008 3:01
136.
If at first you don't succede, remove all evidence that you tried
2
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Dec 23 2007 8:50
2
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Nov 15 2007 16:41
137.
The Greatest Heros Never Make It To The History Books.
2
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Jul 19 2008 14:46
2
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Nov 23 2006 8:45
138.
''A Saturday night beating, on a Sunday afternoon!''
2
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Apr 18 2005 15:18
-Ottawa Valley phrase.
2
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Apr 18 2005 15:11
139.
You get further with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word alone.
2
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May 20 2005 3:13
4
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Feb 14 2005 19:31
140.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
2
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Dec 16 2007 8:35
2
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Feb 2 2005 17:29
141.
It takes all kinds.
2
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May 27 2008 17:31
2
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Feb 2 2005 17:24
142.
Nothing is so powerful as an idea whose time has come.
2
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May 19 2008 15:28
2
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Jan 25 2005 7:12
143.
Leave well enough alone.
2
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Dec 8 2007 16:27
2
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Jan 21 2005 8:00
144.
It's human nature - explains a lot of seemingly irrational behavior
2
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Dec 17 2004 17:50
and has a lot of truth in it too
2
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Dec 9 2004 15:50
145.
Money is the root of all evil.
2
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Nov 25 2004 14:22
2
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Nov 24 2004 6:41
146.
god helps those who help themselves
2
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Dec 11 2007 5:47
2
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Nov 21 2004 6:54
147.
If you don't know for sure, guess.
2
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May 20 2008 15:29
2
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Aug 16 2004 19:08
148.
The older you get, the less you really know
2
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May 10 2008 5:58
2
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Aug 16 2004 19:07
149.
Feel the Energy!
2
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Dec 8 2007 13:10
2
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Apr 23 2004 20:03
150.
Kill Them All, Let God Seperate Them
2
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Apr 20 2004 5:24
4
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Apr 9 2004 6:41
151.
Any trick used more than once becomes a technique.
2
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Apr 14 2006 7:46
2
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Mar 11 2004 12:49
152.
What you don't know (or see) can't hurt you.
2
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Nov 3 2004 17:48
2
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Mar 11 2004 12:46
153.
Price is no guarantee of quality.
2
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May 17 2008 12:50
2
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Mar 11 2004 12:44
154.
Find a job you love, and never work another day in your life.
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Sep 24 2004 12:25
2
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Mar 11 2004 12:43
155.
God bless the child that's got his own. - Billie Holiday
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Dec 7 2004 5:26
2
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Mar 11 2004 12:42
156.
Never send a boy on a man's job. (or a man on a boy's job)
2
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Dec 9 2004 15:51
2
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Mar 11 2004 12:34
157.
The rich ARE different.
2
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Oct 21 2004 18:59
2
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Mar 11 2004 12:28
158.
People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. (or stow thrones)
2
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Dec 9 2004 15:51
2
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Mar 11 2004 12:28
159.
That which is gratuitously asserted may be gratuitously denied.(i.e., prove it)
2
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May 9 2008 10:49
2
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Mar 11 2004 12:25
160.
Penny wise, pound foolish. (Save a dime, blow a dollar.)
2
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Dec 2 2004 17:49
2
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Mar 11 2004 12:23
161.
Now that the steel shortage is over, new Jersey residents can get parts...
1
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Sep 17 2008 3:23
1
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Aug 17 2008 22:55
162.
If the rich become poor, the poor become rich
1
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May 6 2008 4:08
1
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Aug 17 2007 17:02
163.
love is like quiksand, the deeper youget into it, the harder it is to get out
1
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May 3 2008 5:24
1
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May 23 2006 12:28
164.
Life is just a Shit Sandwich, and everyday is just another bite
1
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Dec 10 2005 0:42
1
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Dec 10 2005 0:41
165.
Life is not about how fast you run/how high you climb, but how well you bounce
1
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Aug 16 2005 14:30
1
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Aug 16 2005 14:30
166.
One man's food is another man's poison.
1
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Feb 2 2005 17:29
1
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Feb 2 2005 17:23
167.
If you're not a Democrat by the age of 20, you have no heart; ...
1
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May 20 2005 3:14
if you're not a Republican by the age of 30, you have no mind.
3
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Jan 30 2005 16:04
168.
One death is a tragedy; a million is a statistic - attributed to Josef Stalin
1
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Jan 25 2005 7:09
who ought to know; how many millions died at his hands? more than Hitler, Mao, Saddam,etc. combined
1
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Jan 25 2005 7:09
169.
The toes you step on today might be attached to ass you have to kiss tomorrow
1
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Dec 2 2004 17:48
1
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Dec 2 2004 17:46
170.
Look at it this way: in a hundred years, who's gonna care?
1
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Nov 24 2004 15:45
line from The Terminator movie
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Nov 24 2004 15:45
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Doctors bury their mistakes.
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Oct 29 2004 17:11
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Oct 28 2004 4:45
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Quit your bitchin'. -or- Quit you pissin' and moanin'.
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Oct 21 2004 18:58
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Oct 9 2004 18:04
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In the long run, we'll all be dead.
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Sep 26 2004 18:26
John Maynard Keynes
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Jul 26 2004 2:10
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Life is a sleep, love is its dream.And you'll have lived if you've loved.
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Apr 6 2006 21:32
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Apr 27 2004 11:18
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I would never belong to any club that would have me for a member.
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Apr 7 2004 9:43
Groucho Marx
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Apr 7 2004 9:43
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Life sucks.
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Mar 14 2004 19:15
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Mar 11 2004 12:35
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Better to have a fast dime than a slow dollar. (about retail in particular)
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Apr 6 2006 21:31
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Mar 11 2004 12:32
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Accept the truth. (John Watson, Nobel laureate w/Francis Crick for DNA)
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Nov 3 2004 17:49
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Mar 11 2004 12:32
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There's a sucker born every minute.
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Oct 2 2004 11:06
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Mar 11 2004 12:31
180.
Poop
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Sep 21 2009 12:22
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Gary Brooker eats shit!
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Sep 17 2009 14:26
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Gary Brooker is an asshole!
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Sep 15 2009 18:49
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''When the going gets moist, the moist get goint.'' - Jann Wenner
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Jun 2 2009 17:03
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Never say never, cause as soon as you do, you'll get it...
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Feb 7 2009 17:54
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In the optimal excellence of ineptitude all that seems as it was is only as it
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Dec 31 2008 23:37
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Dont have bad karma, it just bites u in the ass when ur not looking.
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Nov 5 2008 21:03
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It's not who u were, but who u have become.
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its true!!
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Nov 5 2008 21:02
188.
Life's not like Burger King- you can't always have it your way.
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189.
Scratch a White Stripe, find a heinie wipe.
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That's what I heard!
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Sep 9 2008 21:32
190.
Scratch a poodle, find a snarfblatt.
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Sep 9 2008 20:59
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SCRATCH A HOMO, FIND A MIDGET!
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It's good advice!
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Sep 9 2008 20:58
192.
chiaki
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Never settle for second best
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SHIT HAPPENS
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May 24 2008 16:46
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People will beleave a lie if they want it to be true, or if they are afraid its
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Nov 15 2007 16:42
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Most people would rather die than think, that is, in fact, what they do.
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Nov 15 2007 16:11
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If money is the root of all evil, then why are poor people bastards too?
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Aug 28 2007 18:33
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Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's neve
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Apr 1 2007 4:20
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Some times the Fear of losing our lifes gets in the way of saving others.
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Nov 23 2006 8:46
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Luv wit th hart,not wit th hands,4 th hart caries no arms 2 lead th hart astray
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Dec 14 2005 7:39
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There is no human problem so severe
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Nov 21 2005 19:49
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Friends don't let friends vote Republican
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Aug 23 2007 7:31
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Jul 1 2005 3:52
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If a ruler listens to lies, all his officials become wicked.
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Dec 4 2004 12:10
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Small minds talk about people; mediocre, about things; great minds, about ideas
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Jul 2 2009 19:57
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Mar 11 2004 12:22
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I've met the man on the street and he's a c***
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Jul 3 2005 13:34
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Why is so much money wasted on the rich people
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Mar 17 2006 18:48
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This Time Next Year We Will Be Millionaires
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Mar 29 2004 19:47
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Love your neigbor like a friend, because they are the rich person in the future
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Nov 23 2006 8:45
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Restitution is a maternal fornicator
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Nov 21 2005 19:38
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supurior fire power means never having to say your sorry
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Oct 6 2005 19:43
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Buy on the rumor, sell on the news.
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If you ain't earnin' it, you burnin' it.
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Jul 30 2006 17:49
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New Jersey! The mullet capital of the world!
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Sep 17 2009 14:27
The Bad Hair State!!!
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Aug 12 2008 0:55
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Ugh poof! Now that the steel shortage is over, New Jersey residents can get...
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Sep 9 2008 18:05
......parts for thier heads.
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Aug 18 2008 12:45
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New Jersey Needs A Breath Mint!
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Dec 2 2008 18:11
The Halitosis State
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Aug 11 2008 18:01
216.
As clear as res3ia.
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Nov 3 2007 17:17
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You study long You study wrong
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Scratch a bully, find a coward.
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