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Ways to Get into Trouble with Your Girlfriend or Wife

 

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There's an endless array of opportunities here. What bonehead maneuvers have you pulled to screw up a relationship, mostly typical guy things?
Created On:Jun 15 2004 11:12 EST
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1.  Doesn't matter, you're a guy...you're in trouble51  -Apr 22 2005 15:05
All the rest are just smoke screens to keep men off-guard61  -Aug 10 2004 19:26
2.  Have her catching me humping the baby sitter44  -Mar 29 2005 14:06
44  -Feb 28 2005  9:54
3.  LiquidAss31  1Jan 9 2008 20:53
http://www.liquidass.com/31  -Apr 4 2006 13:40
4.  Have her catch you wearing her clothes without permission21  -Oct 23 2006  1:47
49  -Jun 24 2004 11:24
5.  Sing this song to her: Big bottoms, talk about mud flaps well my girls got em!13  13Aug 7 2008 12:35
13  -Jul 28 2008  2:11
6.  Tell her you want ''anal sex.''12  12Aug 7 2008 12:35
12  -Jul 28 2008  1:10
7.  compare her disparagingly just once to a former girlfriend or ex-wife11  5May 2 2008 20:12
11  -Jun 15 2004 11:21
8.  suggest inadvertently she may have put on a couple of pounds6  -Dec 4 2005 18:59
6  -Jun 15 2004 11:16
9.  ask her for sex too much - ''is that all you think about?''5  -Nov 11 2004 18:31
11  -Jun 15 2004 11:32
10.  forget her birthday5  -Nov 9 2005  8:38
5  -Jun 15 2004 11:13
11.  Ask her to wear her hair like your ex4  -Dec 4 2005 18:59
4  -Aug 25 2004 17:32
12.  refuse to go to some stupid chick flick she wants to see4  -Oct 17 2004  9:46
4  -Jun 15 2004 11:27
13.  get bagged checking out another woman, regardless of who it is4  1Jun 15 2008 15:31
4  -Jun 15 2004 11:20
14.  not having been ''supportive'' enough in some situation4  -Nov 9 2005  8:38
4  -Jun 15 2004 11:17
15.  She drives by you, while you are giving a female friend a ride home.3  -Mar 14 2005 15:34
3  -Nov 24 2004  3:40
16.  spending too much time with your friends3  -Nov 9 2005  8:38
3  -Jun 15 2004 11:26
17.  she finds female items like panties or jewelry in your car or home (NOT hers)3  1Jun 15 2008 15:32
3  -Jun 15 2004 11:26
18.  working too many hours (and you really are working)2  -Sep 13 2005  0:32
2  -Nov 24 2004 15:22
19.  Get caught looking through photos of your ex, or other memorabilia2  -Nov 11 2004 18:30
but it's OK if she keeps her stuff2  -Oct 2 2004 11:11
20.  not tell her often enough how much you love her2  -Oct 15 2004 19:34
2  -Jun 15 2004 11:31
21.  fail to notice or compliment her on something or other - hair, clothes, etc.2  -Oct 27 2004 16:44
2  -Jun 15 2004 11:30
22.  didn't spend enough on a gift for her2  -Nov 24 2004 15:24
2  -Jun 15 2004 11:28
23.  some home from somewhere suspiciously late2  -Jul 7 2004 11:37
2  -Jun 15 2004 11:28
24.  you can't repeat what she just said2  -Oct 29 2004 17:16
2  -Jun 15 2004 11:28
25.  woman's phone numbers in your pocket2  -Oct 29 2004 17:16
2  -Jun 15 2004 11:27
26.  don't like her dog or cat2  -Oct 29 2004 17:16
2  -Jun 15 2004 11:22
27.  your mind wanders off while she is talking about something inportant to her2  -Oct 11 2004  6:33
2  -Jun 15 2004 11:18
28.  forget that she really liked, or really disliked, something minor2  -Oct 15 2004 19:35
2  -Jun 15 2004 11:18
29.  say you want to go to a strip club with the guys2  -Oct 27 2004 16:45
2  -Jun 15 2004 11:15
30.  get bagged going to a strip club2  1Jun 15 2008 15:32
2  -Jun 15 2004 11:14
31.  screw up on Valentine's Day, or forget it altogether2  -Oct 17 2004  9:45
2  -Jun 15 2004 11:14
32.  forget an anniversary - first date, wedding, etc.2  -Sep 29 2004  2:32
4  -Jun 15 2004 11:14
33.  make a comment that some woman is attractive (any woman)2  -Oct 15 2004 19:34
4  -Jun 15 2004 11:13
34.  Tell her that your mother's cooking is better.1  -Nov 15 2006 13:52
1  -Nov 15 2006 13:51
35.  not tell her often enough how beautiful she is1  -Oct 2 2004 11:08
1  -Jun 15 2004 11:31
36.  gone too long1  -Jun 21 2004 11:09
1  -Jun 15 2004 11:29
37.  arriving late to meet her, even with a good legitimate excuse1  -Oct 29 2004 17:16
1  -Jun 15 2004 11:27
38.  lipstick on your shirt (or underwear)1  -Oct 8 2004 20:16
1  -Jun 15 2004 11:25
39.  come home allegedly smelling of another woman's fragrance1  -Oct 27 2004 16:44
1  -Jun 15 2004 11:25
40.  condoms missing from your drawer1  -Oct 8 2004 20:16
1  -Jun 15 2004 11:24
41.  say you don't like her outfit after she asked for your honest opinion1  -Jun 15 2004 11:33
1  -Jun 15 2004 11:24
42.  can't remember some trivial thing she told you that's significant1  -Jun 21 2004 11:18
1  -Jun 15 2004 11:23
43.  not enthusiastic enough about some meal she prepared1  -Jul 15 2004 11:41
1  -Jun 15 2004 11:23
44.  say you don't like one of her friends or family members1  -Jul 7 2004 11:37
1  -Jun 15 2004 11:22
45.  accidentally call her by another name, e.g. your ex, during conversation1  -Sep 28 2004 20:03
1  -Jun 15 2004 11:21
46.  not like her new hairdo or color, even though you say you do1  -Oct 8 2004 20:16
1  -Jun 15 2004 11:17
47.  not like the gift she bought you, even though you say you do1  -Sep 28 2004 20:03
1  -Jun 15 2004 11:15
48.  make a comment on her makeup, even a neutral one 0  --
0  -Jun 15 2004 11:29
 

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